"Eren!" You pointed at Eren. "Go buy some cleaning supplies! And when you get back clean the house!"

"Alright!" Eren said running out of your house.

"Armin! you and Mikasa decorate the house!"

"NO. I'm going with Eren! Jean, help Armin decorate!" Mikasa said running out of the house to go with Eren.

"Oh right. I should've assigned her to decorate with Eren." You sigh "next... HANJI! Buy some ingredients for cake!!"

"Alright!" Hanji got out of your house.

Why were you like this? Why were you commanding people to decorate and buy some things from the super market? Let's do a flashback shall we?

OoooOoooOoo....

"Today's the day." You said getting out of your bed. You fix your (H/L)(H/C) hair and changed into a comfortable cloths.

You walk down stairs to make breakfast, but to your surprise Levi was there cooking breakfast.

'This is new' you said to your self.

Levi heard your footsteps so he greeted you.

"Morning Brat." He said not leaving his eyes on the pan.

"Good morning grandpa." You teased him.

"Tch."

You giggled and hug him from behind.

"Just kidding grumpy pants. Happy Birthday." You said.

He didn't respond, he just continued cooking. You sat on the chair and waited for Levi to serve breakfast.

Levi wasn't like this, he usually goes to work early with no food on the table and no goodbyes. Why? Because if he tries to wake you up to say he's leaving, you'll just ignore him or scold at him for interrupting your beauty sleep. And why isn't he cooking breakfast? Because you said you want your food hot and fresh. So yeah.

Ahh! Yes finally! Breakfast is here!. Levi sat beside you and gave you pancakes. You happily ate your food, same with Levi but he was just ate normally like a fancy person.

It was silent.

You hate it.

So you broke it.

"Ne~ Levi~ what gift do you want?" You said to him.

"Nothing."

"Really? But it's your birthday! And... and it's Christmas!" You exclaimed.

"So? Its just a normal day. Its not special or something."

"Why are you so cold?"

"It's normal." Levi answered.

"Hmph! You're no fun!" You said in a childish way.

Levi just shrugged and continue eating. You pouted and just ate your food. After you eat breakfast. Levi washed the dishes and you just sat on the couch thinking.

'Think! Think! Think!' You thought to yourself.

"Its Christmas and it's Levi's birthday. So this is really big." You were mumbling.

"Should I give him another bunch of cleaning supplies like last year?" You said "nah, he'll clean the house everyday if I did, like last year..." you shivered at the memory of You and Levi cleaning the house non-stop.

"WHAT SHOULD I DO?!" You suddenly shouted.

"Tch. Clean the house." You heard Levi say.

"I REFUSE!"

"Tch. Brat." With that he continued washing the dishes.

You sigh and started to think again, and this time harder.

*oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo boku no naka ni dareka iru no?*

You pick up your phone not even bothering to look at the caller, you just hit the answer button.

"Hello?" You said calmly.

"Oh hey (Y/N)~! Merry Christmas~!" You heard Hanji's loud cheerful voice.

"Merry Christmas Hanji."

"So... did you buy a gift for Shorty?."

"*sigh* not yet..."

"Having a hard time huh?"

"Yep."

"Then Give him something from your heart, or a gift that will make him shock or something."

"He'll be shock if I trashed the house..."

Then something got into your mind.

"Ahh!!!!! I got it!!"

"Hmmm? What is it?"

You ran to the bathroom quick, so that Levi won't hear your idea.

"Hanji,  I will set Levi a surprise party!!" You whisper yell.

"OMG!!!!! YOU MUST HURRY!! OHH AND CAN I HELP!?!"

"Of course I need your help, i can't do this alone right?"

"Actually you can do it on your own, but if you really need help then I'll do it! And I'll call the others as well!" Hanji excitingly said.

"Thanks Hanji. Oh and we'll be having a meeting at my house, I need Levi out of the house so he won't hear the plan. So you're in charge of distracting Levi okay?" You said.

"Distract Levi. Got it!"

"Bye."

With that you hung up, left the bathroom and sat on the couch again. You turned on the television and watch (favorite Movie). You saw Levi finished cleaning the kitchen and he sat beside you. As you and Levi were watching Levi's phone vibrated.

*buzzzzzz*

Levi checked his phone and read the text message.

"Who's it from?" You ask him.

"Petra." He said a little annoyed. You felt weird inside, but you ignored it.

"What did she say?" You asked.

"She wants me to go to the mall with Eld, Oluo, and Gunther."

'Maybe this is Hanji's plan to distract Levi. Maybe I could help by convincing him to go.'

"I-I think you should go..." You said.

"Tch. No." He said looking at you, while you're avoiding eye contact.

"No, I think you should. You know have some fresh air. Besides it your birthday have fun with your friends." You smiled.

"I just want to celebrate my birthday with you, brat." He said.

"*sigh* If you don't go with them im going to trash the house." You said to him.

"Don't. You. Dare." He glared at you.

"So? Are you going or not?"

"No."

"You leave me no choice." You stood up and took an egg in the refrigerator and walk back to Levi. He looked at you with no emotions but suddenly you drop the egg on the shiny floor.

Levi saw it.

He saw everything.

You made a mess on purpose.

Levi looks really angry.

But you didn't stop, you kept yourself calm even though you wanted to run. Instead of being a coward you took another Egg in the fridge and drop it on the floor.

Levi saw it, he saw every move you made and he was giving you a death glare.

"If you say 'no' I'm really going to trash the house, and guess what,  'I'm not going to clean it." You said in a with a smirk.

"Tch, fine i'll go. but Clean the 'entire' house, and when I get back everything must be spotless." He said like he's a killer or something.

You nodded calmly, but deep inside you wanted to cry. Levi walk inside the your shared bedroom and changed into casual clothes. Levi walk Downstairs and saw you cleaning the mess you made.

"I'll be back soon." Levi Pecked your forehead and left the house.

You sigh,

You are now alone.

You called Hanji To start the meeting.

And finally Hanji arrived at your house less than a minute.

"How did you get in here less than a minute?" You asked the brunette.

"Ohh lets just say im just hiding in the bushes and just waiting for your text." She said with a smile.

"Good thing Levi didn't see you."

"Oh he almost did but i hid myself." She winked.

You sigh and waited for the others to come.

After 5 minutes Erwin and Mike arrived at your house. Followed by Mikasa, Armin and Eren.

"Everybody should be here any minute now." Hanji said.

~ 1 hour later~

"ARE WE COMPLETE NOW?!" you said to Erwin.

"No, Jean and Marco isn't here yet." Erwin said.

"WE'RE GOING TO START WITH OR WITHOUT THEM!"

Speak of the devil, jean got inside your house with Marco.

You glared at them, "You're. Late." You said in a deadly tone.

"We're sorry!" Jean and Marco said in unison.

"Go get your seats before I crush you two." You said with a scary tone. Almost like Levi's.

Jean and Marco quickly took their seats and stayed quiet. 

"Okay, since half of you shit heads are late, we have no fucking time to explain things. Now im going to assign you some task okay?!" You cleared your throat and started to give them their tasks

"Eren!" You pointed at Eren. "Go buy some cleaning supplies! And when you get back clean the house!"

"Alright!" Eren said running out of your house.

"Armin you and Mikasa decorate the house!"

"NO. I'm going with Eren! Jean, help Armin decorate!" Mikasa said running out of the house to go with Eren.

"Oh right. I should've assigned her to decorate with Eren." You sigh "next... HANJI! Buy some ingredients for cake!!"

"Alright!" Hanji got out of your house.

"Erwin and Mike, make or buy some drinks for the party, i don't care what it is, as long as Levi likes it i'm fine with it! Got that?!"

"Yes!!" Erwin and Mike ran out of the house.

Reiner, and bertholdt came to you.

"Uhhh... (Y-Y/N)?" Bertholdt said, you looked at him and smiled.

"Yes bertholdt?" You ask.

"I- ah we... Umm.." Bertholdt stuttered.

"Are you alright, Bertholdt?" You ask him.

Bertholdt just stared at the ground and sweat like crazy.

Reiner face palmed and sigh.

"What he meant was, what are we going to do." Reiner said.

"Ohh! Okay haha... Umm let's see..." You said checking your phone for tasks. "Oh I see one! Can you please decorate the garden, our garden doesn't look like Christmas."

"Alright, Bertholdt c'mon we have work to do." Reiner said. Bertholdt nodded and followed Reiner to the garden.

Reiner Braun. He asked you out before when you guys were in high school but it turns out he got rejected by you because, I don't know you have various reasons.

And now he's obeying you because he still loves you but he knew he won't have you, because you already have Levi.

Reiner sigh and shook his head, because you know? he's thinking of you all the time.

All the time.

He never forgets you.

Okay now moving on this is not a Reiner X reader.

You sat on the wooden chair and shouted, "the rest of you people decorate the house!!" Yeah there's many people invited and they're decorating the house, your house is huge asf. anyway.

Eren and Mikasa is now back from your house.

'Well that was quick.'

"Thanks guys, now Eren please clean the house." You calmly said.

You walk in the kitchen and found a Sasha eating your steamed potatoes.

You sigh, "Sasha please help the others, you're not helping."

Sasha nervously laugh and left the kitchen. You drank a glass of water to refresh you. You peak outside the kitchen. You glance at Eren, Eren was having a hard time cleaning on his own and Mikasa trying to help him but of course Eren being Eren, he refused.

"Oh and yeah please help Eren clean the house!" You shouted. Half of the people helped Eren and half of them Decorate. (I said too many half OML)

You stood up and started to help them as well. You chose cleaning because you made a mess earlier.

Let's check on Levi shall we?

Levi wasn't in the mall.

Not in is office either.

He's in the park, blind folded, while the 'squad Levi' drag him inside the private room that Hanji rented

"Levi just a few more steps." Eld said with a chuckle.

"Tch, what the fuck is this?" Levi said while walking in baby steps.

Hanji set a plan for Levi.

What was the plan?

The plan is... give Levi a children's birthday party.

Yes, CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. why?

Because Hanji said "aha! Since Levi is short might as well give him a kiddie party!!" Then she called the 'Squad Levi' to give him a children's birthday party.

"We're here!!" Petra said while removing Levi's blind fold.

Levi stared at the place with a 'what-the-fuck' look.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI!!!" They said in unison. Well except for Oluo, he just 'tch-ed' as usual.

Levi was just standing there, with mixed emotions. Anger, and shocked.

Petra drag Levi inside the  private room (where the party was held) and sat him down in a kids size chair.

But before Levi could sit down he stopped Petra from sitting him down.

"Oi! What the fuck is this!?" He ask.

"We gave you a birthday party!" Gunther said.

"Then why is the theme like this?" He said.

"W-we couldn't find a 'fairy  princess tea party' theme so we just set the ordinary kids party theme." Petra Said.

Oh wow just wow! The special Ops squad looks so happy!. But really deep inside they wanted to run for their lives.

Well they we're doing it for (Y/N) they knew the plan of course. But Hanji just set them a 'death sentence'.

They were forced to do this, they have no choice.

Back to you.

"I can clean this side with my eyes closed!!" Jean shouts at Eren.

"Pfftt! Yeah right, prove it horse face." Eren answered.

You just stared at them tiredly. Jean and Eren were fight again. You tried almost everything to stop them but nothing is working.

"Jean.... Eren" you said, Jean and Even started shouting  "WOULD YOU STOP FIGHTING!?! AND WHY IS HORSE FACE CLEANING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DECORATING?!" You shout.

"I-ah-i" Jean stuttered.

You glared at him.

"A-alright I'll go back to my work." Jean quickly ran away and started to decorate.

Eren continues to clean.

You sigh and started to clean again.

Back to Levi.

"Levi, come on just blow the candles." Gunther said.

Since Levi doesn't like to play games, they head to the part were the birthday celebrant blows the candle and speech (i guess). Everything was complete, a cake that says "Happy 26th birthday Levi" and has 26 candle in it, party hats, music's and mic. And of course lets not forget the fun part... THE FREEBIES!!

"Blow the candles, blow the candles." Thy all chanted, except for Olou who is a little bit annoyed.

He got no choice so Levi blew the candles.

"Yay!!!" they all cheered "Happy birthday Levi!!"

'What the actual fuck is happening?' Levi thought.

Hanji's POV.

Hanji was done buying the ingredients so she headed to (Y/N) and Levi's house.

"Konichiwa!! I'm home!!" She said while she place the groceries down.

You look at her with a smile.

"God I thought you won't come back." You said.

"Why would I do that?" She said.

You shrugged.

"Sasha!!!!!!" You called.

Sasha quickly runs to you then salutes you.

"Yes commander (Y/N)?" She said like she was in the military.

"Can you bake the cake? And bake it without Eating it?" You said.

You really trusted Sasha on this.

"H-hai!! I'll try my best commander (Y/N)!" With that she took the ingredients and ran inside the kitchen.

You look at hanji and said.

"Please check on Levi?"

"Sure sure!!" Hanji rushes out of the house and headed to Levis party.

-------Time skip!!------

Hanji burst through the door.

"Yooo!!! Happy birthday shorty!!!!" She shouts.

"Tch, shitty glasses." Levi responded.

Hanji look around the place and grins ear to ear.

"Did you like the party that I set up for you Shorty?" Hanji said.

"You shit heads, she did this?" He asks the 'special Ops Squad' they all nodded in unison.

"Tch." Was all Levi can say.

"Awww why the sad face Levi?... oh i know what can cheer you up!!!" Hanji said.

This was all hanjis plan.

"Ohh pappy!!!" She called.

Then suddenly a clown bursts through the door.

"Hey! Kids it's me Pappy the Clown!!" Pappy the clown turned to Levi.

"You must be Levi! Would you like a balloon animal??" Pappy said.

"I know it's you Pixis" Levi said.

Yep, Pappy the clown is Pixis.

"I doesn't matter who he is just enjoy the party!!" Hanji said.

"fuck You shit heads! I'm leaving" Levi was about to leave his chair but was pushed back by Hanji.

"You won't leave till 6pm" Hanji said, darkly.

This is a long day....

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Okay I need to end this here bc it's too long (maybe) but anyway hope you liked this, and yep I was late I was supposed to update this  last week Dec 25 bc this is a  Christmas special but i was to busy bc I was in a vacation. But anyway vote and comment loves!!! Part 2 will be out in an hour or 2 maybe.

Yes yes the story is weird i know that. Welp I just made this for fun, for you guys to laugh.

Thats all ja ne~!