"You want to leave earth to go live with some aliens?" Scarlett asked Aubrey, who had just dumped a pile of crazy on her lap.

"Um, yes, absolutely," Aubrey replied with a wide grin.

"I think you're crazy, but could I come with you?"  Scarlett said with a slight grin of her own. 

"I'll think about it. Just don't tell anyone, especially not my wife." Aubrey said and headed for the door. 

"I won't, but hold on a minute. You should come to see my show." Scarlett suggested, and Aubrey turned back and looked at her, confused. 

"Your show?" She asked, and Scarlett chuckled. 

"Yeah, it's at the Frisky Scorpion, the bar slash strip club that I own," Scarlett smirked, and Aubrey rolled her eyes. 

"I should've guessed, but you know I'll think about it." Aubrey left and headed home to go meet up with her alien friends. 

***

"Well, what do you think? Do you want to come to our planet?" Ox asked when Aubrey entered her library.

"I definitely want to. Could my friend Scarlett come? She's kind of hot." Aubrey said, and her friends laughed. 

"What's her sign?" Rhinya asked politely. 

"Scorpio..." Aubrey replied nervously. 

"A Scorpio, really?" Astro asked and laughed hysterically. 

"I mean, she's a stripped and has great sexual energy, so you know why not?" Aubrey chuckled, and the four looked at each other, then nodded.

"Alright, but we want to meet her first," Ox said, and Aubrey nodded.

"Deal, I got invited to her bar; you want to come?" Aubrey asked, and they nodded.

"That should be fun, good thing it's Halloween season, and we can say it's a costume. Always the best time of year, besides Aquarius season." Chiana said with a giggle.

"I second that; let's go." Aubrey laughed and took her friends to the Frisky Scorpion. 

***

"Lori, you need to stop getting into trouble!" Scarlett shouted at her wife.

"It was even totally me this time! It was mostly Stacey! She's the one who wanted to get high and then forgot where she parked her car. So she decided to steal someone else's. I was just along for the good weed and the joy ride!" Lori argued back, and Scarlett rolled her eyes.

"You're terrible. I have to go." Scarlett left Lori and arrived at her bar and strip club. She had a crying session in her car before going in. She fixed her makeup and hair and went in to see Aubrey and what appeared to be four aliens at the bar.

"Oh hey Scarlett, these are my friends Ox, Astro, Chiana, and Rhinya. They wanted to meet you." Aubrey told her as she sipped something fruity that probably had a lot of alcohol in it. 

"I wish I could say I was surprised you brought aliens with you, but I'm not. So with that said, enjoy the show. I have to go get ready. Nice meeting all of you." Scarlett dashed away, and Ox turned to Aubrey. 

"I'm not sure she liked us." He said with a sad look on his face, and Aubrey chuckled.

"She doesn't like anybody; if she does, it's rare. Kind of like you guys and me. You know what I mean?" Aubrey asked, and they all shared a laugh. 

"I guess that makes sense. She is hot, though." Chiana giggled and was more interested in Scarlett's stage show than the rest of them. 

"Hey, eyes over here!" Rhinya said and glared at her girlfriend. 

"She kind of looks like you, to be fair, black and red. I bet you would've been a Scorpio!" Chiana chuckled, and Rhinya glared.

"Very funny, but I guess not entirely wrong." They shared a laugh; meanwhile, Ox and Astro were making out on the other side of the bar. 

Aubrey was still unsure if she would remain on earth, but she never felt more at home than with these four people...er aliens.