hello, it is i, jadah, the author of this fic

sorry i haven't been updating lately (twitter has taken over my life), but the people have chosen and

*drum roll*

TAEHYUNG has been chosen, idk why but let's see how this turns out...

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last time on tough cookie (chapter 9)..

"don't worry, noona. i'll protect you from grumpy butt."

"aw thanks, kid."

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"so, tell me why am i to be graced with the presence of my least favorite vegetable, namjerk?"

"because- um- he's my friend?"

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"i need to talk to you."

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"i told you the next time i saw you, your ass was mine, did i not?"

"actually, you said my pretty ass was yours so..."

"don't talk back to me, look's like daddy's going to have to punish his baby girl."

"look's like daddy is the one getting punished."

"noona?"

ah shit.

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present time

"tae..." i trail off awkwardly, quickly stepping away from yoongi, who helps me fix my clothing quickly. taehyung stares at us with wide eyes before his mouth slowly pulls up into a sly smirk, eyes squinting at us.

"i see what's going on here!" his smirk gets wider and he puts his hands in his uniform pockets, walking towards us. i stare at him confused, yoongi is smirking back at him.

"you do, huh?" yoongi asks sarcastically, taehyung almost falters in his non-taehyung-like way. he ends up keeping his composure.

"yep, y'all are fucking." he replies in a knowing tone, winking my way. it irritates me how calm he is, i mean, aren't sons-- adopted or not-- supposed to be over protective towards their mothers? but this little shit is acting like he doesn't care.

yoongi splutters, stuttering over his words. "what? no!"

i nod in agreement. taehyung stares at us with his usual bright smile now, acting as if he knows something we don't. his phone beeps and he pulls it out of his back pocket, eyes widening as he reads whatever's on the screen.

"well, while y'all figure yourselves out, i have to go. i have a very important appointment to get to right now." taehyung says as he unlocks his phone to type a reply to whatever message he got. i cross my arms, raising my eyebrow.

"what kind of appointment?" i ask as he slips the phone back into his back pocket with a giddy smile. he looks up at me, sheepishly.

"oh...ya know...just a dick appointment. okay bye now!" before i can get a word out, the boy is gone. i huff, letting my arms fall to the side.

"that little brat! he killed my boner." yoongi groans, eyes closed, and i laugh. he peeks at me, raising his eyebrow. i immediately stop laughing and look off to the side. "what's so funny, baby girl? my boner may be gone, but i'm not done with you."

i gulp, expecting him to do something now, but he just walks off.

"...don't expect anything today though." i frown at his words and exhale sadly. at least someone is getting dick today.

i slowly trudge back into the ice cream parlor. ice cream won't leave me horny as hell.

jimin notices me first and smiles before noticing the lack of two people. "noona, where's tae and grumpy butt?"

"tae had an appointment. i have no idea where the hell grumpy butt went and i don't care." i slide into booth noticing the lack of people aka namjoon and zico. "where'd namjoon and zico go?"

"i don't know, they were gone when i woke up." jimin pouts, tearing up. i pinch the bridge of my nose. i'm gonna beat the living hell out of namjoon. he knows how jimin feels about being alone for a certain period of time especially after waking up, i told him this time and time again.

"it's okay, i'm here now. noona's here." i coo, wiping the tears that had escaped his eyes. jimin has a fear of being left alone after his father abandoned him in an airport when he was 6 because he didn't want to see jimin's mother. jimin sniffles and i point to the ice cream that must've been left for yoongi and the two of us. "let's eat this before it melts anymore, okay?"

he nods, spoon already in his hand, shovelling down the oreo ice cream. i smile at him fondly, ruffling his hair before digging into the vanilla and chocolate swirl ice cream that was left.

i wish we had more sibling bonding moments like this before i head off to college soon.

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i hope this chapter met your standards and i hoped you liked the flashback scene thing, i was trying something new!

poor cookie, she didn't get laid 😢

but that doesn't mean she won't! 😜

so how would y'all feel if i threw in a couple of exo members? and if y'all do like the idea, which ones should i add?

cookie is heading off to college soon! oooh..how long (or short) should soon be?

anyways, the next chapter will be more of jungkook's background!

peace, love, and chicken grease!