Me: ITS BEEN FOREVER SINCE IVE UPDATED
everyone: WELL NO CRAP SHIRLOCK!!!
Me: STORY TIME
Toby: oh dear Zalgo-
Me: so yesterday I got a text on my phone. It was a text notifying me when my rate plan renewed. "04/01/2017"
Me: real funny phone, reeeaaaalll funny -.-
Toby: you've lost your humor.
Me: no dip shirlock.
Zalgo: be frank with me Angel, how funny do you think you are?
Me: .... How can I be frank if im Angel....?
Toby: pffft-
Zalgo: ..... I will-
Me: :3 you will what? You're really MOUTHY so I dont expect you to do anything.......
Zalgo: *rage*
Me: