Speak to her only in doge-language.

"Hey, I want you to go on dawn patrol tomorrow."
"Such wow, very thank."

"Did you see the way Fireheart just caught all that prey?"
"Wow. Amaze hunter. Such Shibe. Not better than Doge tho."

"If this clan gets any stupider I'm going to kill myself."
"Very sad, such depress."