Text message from #pizzaguy to littlered,

Last night was fun! Want to hookup again for another fuck?

Reply text message from littlered to #pizzaguy,

Are you kidding me! Not if you were the last coke poke on earth! Have a nice life.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. If only there was a way to figure out who'd be good in bed before you actually have to find out. 

Literally!

When I started my year of dating, my original plan was to meet a new husband.  You know the type, great guy, good job, child and pet friendly, kind to his family and friends and makes me laugh daily. A nice guy, a little bit adventurous and just a bit naughty to keep me interested for years to come and yes, before you ask, I've been derailed. 

You can't blame me for getting horny half way through!

Time to get back on schedule and this weeks lucky date is .... drum role going off in my head ..... #lastsupperguy.

Seriously, who knew dating could be this much fun!