In the beginning God made the heavens and earth....after that everything else was made in China

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Here's a late happy New year. I hope it's you going out well for everyone....my year? 50% good 50% bad. I forgot what else I was going to announce.....btw when I typed this it was without Wi-Fi. And thx for all of the reads!!! 137 :D I wouldn't think I'd get that far.....Bye random peoplez reading my book!!! Well a few of u I know but anyway bye!!! Ps in some of the jokes I corrected them bc I didn't notice that they were like that >.< and there was a error in one of the jokes and it wouldn't go away so I thought u know what just screw it XD.