Old Man River Future version

Senior gentleman waterway

That senior gentleman waterway

He doesn't know snick

And he doesn't move quick

All he does is chug

And endlessly chuff along

You and I we belch and bleat

Physically distressed with tired feet

Whack that gloop

Gurgle that snort

Sound a little ribbit

When you come up short

I feel expended,

would like to go splat

I've lost my sizzle

and ratatat

I humph and gulp

and boink and rumble

Suddenly hush

and wham I'm humble

But senior gentleman waterway

He just continues to endlessly whizz along