Third Planet News

Andy Droid and Rumble-bot

bring you gurgles of great joy!

Happy day citizens of Belch-a-lot!

Eat your breakfast gloop with Super Soy!

Spacenet nine is reporting now

a clatter crash on the Saturn inner belt

So keep a murmur on your motor-plow

as you round the asteroid shelf

Wham! Bam! Thank you M'am!

Your Bleat-ball Belchers did it again!

Ribbit Jones made the winning slam

So last night's game had a whizz-bang end!

Today's radiation is chuffing high

So be sure to wear your hush puppies!

And have you given the new Chug Cooler a try?

You'll gulp it like guppies!

The whizz kid pres from Andromeda Z

gave the Majester a right timed snort

and the whole Wham party was glad to see

such a brazen snick and retort!

That's your third planet news

from the moon to the void

Remember 'Your Days always sizzle

with Rumble-bot and Andy Droid!'