It was a quiet afternoon, quite like the one before. The moon shined through the bedroom window as the two silhouettes cuddled closer to each other in front of the crisp fire.

"Not too close darling, your feathers will catch on fire." Levi said in a sweet tone as he brushed the bird in his arms soft feathers. A small coo was heard from the female before she quietly shuffled away from Levi.

"Darling?" Levi asked his wife, Mrs. Peacock cock Ackerman. She turned and in a swift motion, slipped the silk robe that was around her body off of her, revealing her whole self to Levi.

Levi's face went completely red as he put his hand up to his face in hopes to hide his blush.

"Pea..what..what are you trying to do to me? Are you asking for a punishment?" A sexy coo came from the bird and soon enough Levi had picked her up and placed her on the bed.

"Tonight..I'm not going to let you go."

And thus, a lustrous night began.

On the other hand of things, you were frantically running around your house trying to watch all the little bastard peacock children.

"NO DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU FUCKIN BIRD!"

"NOT THE UNDERWEAR!!" You stopped suddenly and finally letting your anger get the best of you.

"Here? Want my underwear? HAVE IT ALL. BECAUSE I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE AWAY EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE BECAUSE I ALREADY GAVE MY BOYFRIEND AWAY TO A FUCKING PEACOCK. WHILE I'M STUCK HERE WATCHING YOU SPAWNS OF HELL, LEVI AND YOUR WHORE MOTHER IS DOING THE HANKY-PANK LIKE ITS FUCKING NORMAL. IT ISN'T. THEY'RE INSANE AND YOU HAVE A HUMAN HEAD AND A PEACOCK BODY. YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!" You panted heavily as you screamed at the children who were now staring up at you with tears in your eyes. You suddenly felt an angry force behind you and turned around to see Pea with red eyes.

"U..um..."

"PEEEAAACOCKK!!!" The bird screeched as it ran towards you.

You screamed and instantly felt harsh pecks from her beak.

"SAVE ME!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, the baby peacocks all started pecking at their mother. She stopped and looked down at them. They were standing protectively in front of you.

"No hurt mom!" They said in English. You stared at them and said,

"You can speak English? Nevermind that, IM NOT YOUR MOM. CAN YOU NOT SEE YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHERS BODY?!" Peacock looked at you and sighed in defeat. Levi came rushing in to see the havoc that was occurring. Seeing the sad look on Peacock, he gasped and ran over, taking her into his arms.

"How dare you?!" He screeched as he tries to calm his wife. You face palmed and laid down on the floor. Opening one eye, you seen a little Levi face staring straight down at you. Then, another one popped into your vision, and then another. They all stared down at you with hopeful eyes. Loving eyes. You stared at them before letting a huge sigh escape your lips.

"FINE." They all celebrated and jumped into your arms.

And that's how you became, the Peacock mom.

The End

Goodbye world.

Rip Mary 2k16.

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