~~~Last Time~~~

BEN!! TABLES ARE FOR GLASSES!! NOT A**ES!! (BatDad has best quotes)

~~~This Time~~~

~~~Sans POV~~~

OMG OMG OMG! (Y/N) looks so cute in a dress!! Ok Sans, don't blow it. For all you know this could be your last chance. I just hope Asriel doesn't become a problem. We are in the Van on the way to the auction. Undyne and Alphys are setting up the computers, Doggo is it trying to understand how the trackers work, Papyrus is driving and everyone else is just waiting. 

"Is there a problem Sans?" (Y/N) asks me.

"no, there's nothing wrong. just nerves that's all" I told her.

"OK... How to fix this..." she said, I guess she's trying to make me feel better," Knock knock"

My smile grew. "who's there?"

"Dishes"

"dishes who?"

"Dishes a very bad joke." And with that (Y/N), Tori, and I start laughing.

"Who is the greatest cat detective?" She said starting another joke. That I've never heard before, Witch is a first.

"i don't know, who is the greatest cat detective?" I asked her.

"Purrlok Homes" Oh that's genius! We broke out in even more laughter. And everyone else rolled their eyes or groaned. So we staid quiet till we got to the auction. We all got out of the van and took our spots. (Y/N) and I were at the bar since the auction hasn't started

"What can I get you?" Asked the bar tender.

"i'll just have a martini." I stated

"Do you guys have Kitty Cocktails?" (Y/N) asks the man. We both just look at her,"I an't looking to get dunk you guys. And whats wrong with Cherry flavored soda?" She ashed those are some good points. So the bar man gives us our drinks.

"A'right what's the pay?" She asks next. She can't use this street talk it isn't normal. I know I used to do that but I wouldn't use it here.

"It's on the house" The guy says back to her.

"Well, what's a cutey like you doing here?" Some random guy asks (Y/N)

"Me? Nothing, except maybe a kick to the nuts!" (Y/N) said a little loud. The guy got confused then (Y/N) seriously just kick him in the nuts. OMG! XD His face was hilarious! She barely said a word. Then pored her drink on the guy, like that will fix everything.She then turned to the Bar Tender and said," I'll pay for the rug."

A bell rang signing that the action has started. The kid and I took a seat and waited for them to show the weapon. 

~~~(Y/N) POV~~~

So yeah. I just kicked a guy in the nuts. I can cross that off my bucket list. Anyway back to the auction. After a few more items were showed I shouted from the crowd.

"When will you show the highlight of this auction! I mean that is what I came here for!" And most of the crowd agreed with me on that. They showed the big fancy weapon and Chara won the weapon. Just as expected. The auction was over and I told Sans I had to go do a thing. So I left and the reason why I'm doing this is so I can kidnap the creator of that big fancy weapon before Chara can. If I can get him first I can make him a fake identity for him and send him out of the city and he doesn't have to worry about Chara getting him and using him. 

I found the creator and we chatted for a bit. 

"Hay can you come with me for a second? I'd like you meet someone." I said to him. He agreed and I took him back stage and I punched him right in the face and he blacked out. I picked him up and and dropped him off in the van. Alphys and Undyne questioned me on why I'm doing this and I told them why and left. And went back inside to Sans.

"there you are kiddo, so what was that thing you needed to do?" 

"I kidnapped the creator of that big fancy weapon that Chara bought." I whispered to him 

"what? why?" 

"So I can give him a fake ID, and move him to somewhere else so he doesn't have to worry about Chara." I told him.

"oh, okay that makes sense." Sans responded.

We wandered around the auction place for a bit, checking out some of the side shops. They mostly sold jewelry, that I wasn't interested in. I noticed a stand that sold weapons, like daggers n' stuff. I walked over, interested in what they had to sell.

I noteced that they had a RAINBOW KNIFE and my eyes widened. "LE GASP!" I legit said 'le gasp' in front of everyone. (See pic above) It was so beautiful!!

"Umm... excuse me? how much for that one?" I said as I pointed to the knife.

"Oh, that's a Huntsman Fade. You sure you want it?" The seller asked. I replied with a nod.

"Okay, that'll be $49 plus the sheath if you want it."

"How much is the sheath?"

"Plus the knife, $53."

"OKAY." I payed the money needed to get the knife and sheath.

"Pleasure doing business with you." he said as he handed me the knife.

I walked back over to Sans who had a questionable look on his face.

"what did you get?" he asked.

"I got this cool rainbow knife called The Huntsman Fade." I answered.

"how much?" he continued.

"53 dollars." I replied.

"53 dollars for a knife!!" he almost yelled.

Now it's my turn to give the questionable look. Sans almost yelled, that never happens. I touched his forehead to fell for temperature. Just for dramatic effect. The effect that I got was a blueberry.

"uhh... what are you doing?" he asked me, looking at my hand.

"You almost yelled. You never yell." I responded.

He smacked my hand away and went to the exit. I assumed that he mumbled something something under his breath? I couldn't hear over everyone else talking. I followed Sans to the exit, not wanting to be left behind.

We climbed into the van and drove back to the base. We all went to bed, and waited for sleep.

(A/N)

Chapter 12, done!! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter as much as I did typing it and I hope I'll see you guys next week.