Astred's tears.

Why my Astred are you so full of tears. Have I not loved you for so many years.

Is it because I swapped our Volvo for a '77 Camero? 

-No my ole husband it's not that.

Is it because I crossed that line after I had to much wine.

-No my husband it's not that.

Is it because I stole your laughter, the night I ended our happy ever after?

-No it's not that.

Is it because you discovered my affair under our blanket we did share?

-it's not that.

Is it because your lilac 

singing sister, seduced this, your weak willed mister.

-Not that.

Then why so full of tears sweet Astred?

-Your standing on my foot you bastard.