dumbledores shawtys

foodsnaps
hey shawtysss

oak
hi

hotgirl
what's up

foodsnaps
y'all know what day it is?

lovegood
ugh monday

neville
yuck i have a test with greasy haired snape today

herman
yeah and then we have lupin after! ⚠️

oak
ayeee

foodsnaps
but like something more important?

gin
??

gred
what are you on about dearest brother?

foodsnaps
whatever
seen by everyone!

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"dude really took that one hard" oakley said as she turned to the others.
"you do realize that the word 'dude' is another name for a camels penis, right?" hermione stated. everyone just turned to hermione with a '👁️👄👁️' face. "what? don't blame me my name is literally hermione granger, that's what i'm supposed to do" "yeah she's gotta point"

"who made the cake again?" seamus asked. "me!" neville said happily with a huge grin on his face. "okay lets see it then" neville spun around in his chair and pulled a cake box out of his blue strap bag. 

the cake looked like this:

A chorus of cheers could be heard all around the astronomy tower, all of the gryffindors shouting things like "GOO NEV!" and "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BAKE LIKE THAT!" 

"Everyone shut up, im going to message him to come up here now" harry stated. "but isn't it going to be a bit obvious that we're up to something if your pulling him all the way up to the astronomy tower?" oakley asked. "oh yeah true. i'll just tell him i got stuck in the dryer again" harry said casually. "kinky" dean smirked. "oh yuck, not like that!" 

10 MINUTES LATER

"harry tf i thought you said he was coming!" hermione whisper shouted. "herman you know what ron is like, he probably stopped to gawk at some food"

everyone of ron's friends we're crouched around all about the astronomy tower, waiting for ron to walk in so that they could scare the living daylights out of him. 

suddenly small footsteps could be heard outside the door. "what's the bet it's gonna be sirius black?" "SHHHH"

ron opened the door with a creak and everyone jumped out of their hiding spots screaming "SURPRISE" while shooting off party poppers. 

"WOW THANKS GUYS" ron yelled over the song 'feel it still'  had been put over the speakers by fred and george. "YOUR WELCOME" oakley, harry and hermione screamed back. "BUT WHAT'S WITH THE CAKE?" ron screamed. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN RONALD? IT'S YOUR ALBUM"

she speaks!
I'M REALLY LATE I KNOW BUT I HAD NO TIME TO WRITE A RON WEASLEY BIRTHDAY CHAPTER BECAUSE OF SCHOOL, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOODSNAPS!!! 

guys i just searched it up and he was born in 1980 so that would make he 41. um okay-

ciao

anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapterrr