Hey guys! So I'm back with the Raimon soccer club whatsapp group because I freaking loved this thing and I couldn't resist writing a second part~!

So, enjoy Raimon's craziness~

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Raimon soccer club:

PhotoQueen: i think we need a mascot

Sidewinder: we need a what now

PhotoQueen: a mascot! to represent our club!

NotAGirlKirino: ...and our fame doesn't do that already?

KariYAHMAN: tbh wat would it even be

ManagerMidori: N O

Sidewinder: no?

NotAGirlKirino: whats wrong?

ManagerMidori: DONT AGREE TO THIS SHES CRAZJBKSDJSDZVJZZGMSJASVJA

SamuraiRyouma: midori? everything ok?

ManagerMidori: everything is perfectly fine, in fact, we should do as Akane says

MangerMidori: a mascot sounds like the perfect idea

PhotoQueen: nooooooooooooooooo

PhotoQueen: dont listen Akane stole my phone so I stole hers

PhotoQueen: NO MASCOT

Sidewinder: what is going on here

KariYAHMAN: and why did Akane steal Midori's phone

ManagerMidori: to keep her quiet

SamuraiRyouma: ooooookay but that doesnt explain this situation

SamuraiRyouma: whats so bad abt a mascot

PhotoQueen: nothing

PhotoQueen: if it didnt happen to be a certain carrot

ManagerMidori: Carrie has done nothing wrong!

ManagerMidori: she always behaves and shes the sweetest carrot youll ever meet!

SkyGirlAoi: why did I just arrive to a conversation where Midori has a carrot

PhotoQueen: im Midori, Akane stole my phone so i stole hers

NotAGirlKirino: wait a second

NotAGirlKirino: wasnt Carrie the name of that mutant carrot Akane kept

Sidewinder: ...no way in hell

KariYAHMAN: I ALMOST FREAKIN DIED WE R NOT KEEPING THAT THIGN

ManagerMidori: its not a thing! and shes innocent!

SkyGirlAoi: you actually kept it?

ManagerMidori: ...yes

KariYAHMAN: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN PLS HAVE MERCY GOD

NotAGirlKirino: shut up karya

SamuraiRyouma: ...karya?

KariYAHMAN: what the actual fuck kirino thats /not/ my name

NotAGirlKirino: omg i hate typos im sorry kariya

KariYAHMAN: u made me sound like a girl

NotAGirlKirino: on another note i like it, lets keep it

KariYAHMAN: N O

ManagerMidori: while that went down i took my phone back

ManagerMidori: carrie will not bother us again

PhotoQueen: MIDORI HOW COULD U

PhotoQueen: FIGHT ME

SkyGirlAoi: Akane?!

ManagerMidori: off to fight akane bye

Sidewinder: what the hell

Sidewinder: now im worried

KariYAHMAN: aww u do care

Sidewinder: shut it karya

KariYAHMAN: STOP CALLING ME THAT

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Raimon soccer club:

Hamanooooo: guys do penguins have knees

KingofTrainsKurumada: why the fuck did u wake us up at 3 in the fucking morning

KingofTrainsKurumada: i swear i will hurt u tomorrwo

KingofTrainsKurumada: who te fuck cares if penguins hav knees

!ch!no: what the hell hamano

Hamanooooo: im just curios does any1 kno??

KingofTrainsKurumada: go te fuck to sleep

!ch!no: exctly

KingofTrainsKurumada: wait oh my god

KingofTrainsKurumada: do they???

!ch!no: wait what

Hamanooooo: its a legit question!

KingofTrainsKurumada: IKR WTF

!ch!no: oh my god no

KingofTrainsKurumada: no but just think abt it

Hamanooooo: i have found my brother in arms

Hayamimimimi: i thuoght that was me

Hamanooooo: no your my bro 2

Hayamimimimi: Hamano how could u

Hayamimimimi: i thought u loved me

Hamanooooo: IM SORRY

Hamanooooo: I DO

Hamanooooo: CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME

!ch!no: guys wtf

KingofTrainsKurumada: exctly

KingofTrainsKurumada: remember our prioriites

!ch!no: like sleep

KingofTrainsKurumada: do penguins hav knees

!ch!no: kurumada no

KingofTrainsKurumada: kurumada HELL YES

Hayamimimimi: I TRUSTED U

Hayamimimimi: HOW CAN I TRUST U AGN

Hamanooooo: ILL DO ANYTHING

Hamanooooo: ILL FIND OUT IF PENGUINS HAVE KNEES FOR U

!ch!no: oh my god no

!ch!no: wtf is wrong with this group

Hayamimimimi: OH MY GOD u would?

!ch!no: why am i part of this

!ch!no: where did my life go wrong

KingofTrainsKurumada: *pats on back* shush, its okay little guy

Hamanooooo: FOR U I WOULD GIVE UP SOCCER

KingofTrainsKurumada: O.O

KingofTrainsKurumada: omg im speechless

KingofTrainsKurumada: u would /actually/ give up soccer for haya even tho tenma would kill u

Hayamimimimi: wait you would O.o

Hamanooooo: okay no, not give up soccer

Hayamimimimi: thank god i thuoght you were sick 4 real

Hayamimimimi: if u had to choose between my life and soccer and you chose me id be srsly worried

!ch!no: oh my god guys get your priorities straight

KingofTrainsKurumada: anyway do penguins hav knees

!ch!no: not again

Hamanooooo: im tryin to figure it out but penguin god isnt helping

!ch!no: someone pls shoot me

Hamanooooo: i cant shoot u but i do happen to need a sacrifice for penguin god

Hamanooooo: and i dont want to use haya

Hayamimimimi: i feel so appreciated thank you

Hamanooooo: youre welcome bro

Hamanooooo: so what do u say ichi

!ch!no: NO

Hamanooooo: aw pls

!ch!no: NO AND THATS FINAL

!ch!no: ITS 3 IN THE MORNING IM GOING TO BED

!ch!no: AND IF ANYONE WAKES ME UP I WILL MURDER U

!ch!no: GOODNIGHT

Hayamimimimi: well that escalated quickly

KingofTrainsKurumada: do penguins hav knees tho

Hamanooooo: just figured it out

Hamanooooo: yes they do

Hayamimimimi: really? intrsting

KingofTrainsKurumada: mystery of my life resolved thank u my bro

Hamanooooo: youre welcome

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Shindou-excappie: i wake up and i see this

Shindou-excappie: what is /wrong/ with u srsly

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Raimon soccer club:

KAGEHikaru: apparently its a offense ive never eaten noodles b4

Aoy^m^: OH MY GOD

Aoy^m^: YOU, ME, AFTER SCHOOL, NOODLE SHOP

Aoy^m^: ILL PAY FOR U

!ch!no: aoyama pls no

Aoy^m^: NO ICHINO THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE

DinoKingShinsuke: ?

SangoKeeper: everything ok aoyama?

Aoy^m^: NO

Aoy^m^: HOW CAN A FRIEND OF MINE NOT KNOW THE HEAVENLY GOODNESS THAT IS NOODLES

Aoy^m^: OSUADDHGSEFIZDHGFSDZHKAS

Sidewinder: aoyama ill say this once

Sidewinder: what the actual fuck

Aoy^m^: IAUGDSSCEIRSDSGDF

DinoKingShinsuke: hes scaring me

!ch!no: im so sorry i shldve warned u guys

SangoKeeper: warned us about what?

Aoy^m^: UAGIDSHZUKEDGSKJ

!ch!no: aoyama has a noodle addiction

Sidewinder: wtf

Aoy^m^: NOODLES ARE HEAVENS GIFTS U TELL ME OTHERWISE U FIGHT ME

!ch!no: aoyama pls calm down

Aoy^m^: NO ICHINO U KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

SangoKeeper: i'm making an appointment for another therapy session

Sidewindder: i cant believe im saying this but pls do

Aoy^m^: NO

Aoy^m^: NONE OF YOU HEATHENS CAN STOP ME

SangoKeeper: heathens?!

Sidewinder: this isnt even an addiction this is just a plain obsession

!ch!no: can i pls die now

DinoKingShinsuke: im really scared now

KAGEHikaru: O.O

SangoKeeper: aoyama stop youre scaring them

Aoy^m^: YOU DESERVE IT

Aoy^m^: except you hikaru, ill see you after school :)

Sidewinder: what the fuck

KAGEHikaru: :'(

!ch!no: dont worry he wont kill you

!ch!no: probably

KAGEHikaru: D:

!ch!no: and if he does well come to ur funeral

SangoKeeper: NOT HELPING ICHINO

!ch!no: I know :)

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Raimon soccer club:

/\magi: STUPID MAHORO

/\magi: im sorry everyone

/\magi: i lost the Game

KariYAHMAN: game?

DinoKingShinsuke: NOOOOOO AMAGI WHYYYYYYYYY

/\magi: MAHORO MADE ME LOSE IM SO SORRY

Hamanooooo: NO AMAGI I TRUSTED U

/\magi: IM SORRY

Hamanooooo: NO THIS MEANS WAR U BASTARD

NotAGirlKirino: i agree

/\magi: KIRINO PLS WE DEFENDERS STICK TOGETHER I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE

NotAGirlKirino: u know the rules amagi

NotAGirlKirino: and i blame u

NotAGirlKirino: u couldve shouted it to the sky but no

NotAGirlKirino: u just had to say it here

Hamanooooo: EXACTLY

DinoKingShinsuke: amagi... why? D':

/\magi: MAHORO DARED ME OKAY

KariYAHMAN: srsly guys wtf is going on???? im confused????

Hamanooooo: I WILL END MAHORO

Hamanooooo: after i end u amagi

/\magi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KariYAHMAN: srsly guys ur freakin me out

KariYAHMAN: why is amagi acting like me

NotAGirlKirino: he made us lose the Game

KariYAHMAN: whats so special about a game

NotAGirlKirino: not /a/ game, /the/ Game

DinoKingShinsuke: three rules

Hamanooooo: 1 everyone who knows of the Game plays the Game

NotAGirlKirino: 2 the goal of the Game is to not think about the Game

/\magi: 3 u lose, u have to announce

/\magi: shout it to the sky

NotAGirlKirino: call your friends

Hamanooooo: it doesnt matter how

DinoKingShinsuke: u just have to

KariYAHMAN: okaaaaaaaaaaay so does that mean i play the game now or smth

DinoKingShinsuke: yes

NotAGirlKirino: welcome in hell

FlameStrikerTsurugi: goddammit now i lost too

KariYAHMAN: EVEN TSURUGI O.O

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Raimon soccer club:

DinoKingShinsuke: guys help

DinoKingShinsuke: im on the metro but tehres this creepy guy trying to see what im doing on my phone

DinoKingShinsuke: he recognized me and tried to talk to me but i ignored him now hes trying to read over my shoulderr

DinoKingShinsuke: pls help im scared D':

Shindou-excappie: are there other people?

DinoKingShinsuke: five or so

SangoKeeper: thats good at least he cant do anything serious

Sidewinder: should we call the police or smth

FlameStrikerTsurugi: well apparently hes not doing anything serious so we cant

DinoKingShinsuke: guuuuuys helpppppp :'(

CaptainMatsukaze: i have an idea

CaptainMatsukaze: shinsuke do you trust me

DinoKingShinsuke: yes

CaptainMatsukaze: okay then delete all the previous messages from today and tilt your phone so he can see it when ur done

DinoKingShinsuke: okay

Shindou-excappie: tenma?

CaptainMatsukaze: trust me and play along

DinoKingShinsuke: done

CaptainMatsukaze: guys i lost luigi

FlameStrikerTsurugi: again?

CaptainMatsukaze: yep we were gonna buy goat sausages but he disappaered into the crowds

Shindou-excappie: god damnit srsly

Shindou-excappie: i get that hes not from around here but really?

CaptainMatsukaze: well italy is different from japan

DinoKingShinsuke: tenma are u gonna look for him

CaptainMatsukaze: already doing so

FlameStrikerTsurugi: how can one guy get lost so many times

FlameStrukerTsurugi: his sense of direction is worse than sangokus mother henning

SangoKeeper: should i be offensed

Shindou-excappie: who knows with him

CaptainMatsukaze: anyway shinsuke when are you arriving

CaptainMatsukaze: hopefully i can find him before we have to meet up with u

DinoKingShinsuke: twenty minutes

SangoKeeper: tenma cant u just call him

CaptainMatsukaze: he left his phone with me -_-

Shindou-excappie: so did u buy the goat sausages yet

Sidewinder: hello amici

Sidewinder: tenma found me

FlameStrikerTsurugi: luigi stop walking away from tenma

Sidewinder: mi dispiace

Sidewinder: i smelled capra

DinoKingShinsuke: capra?

Sidewinder: goat

Sidewinder: you know how much my sick nonna loves her sausages

CaptainMatsukaze: yes we do but that is no reason to go off on your own

CaptainMatsukaze: we were almost at the story

Sidewinder: but no

Sidewinder: fresh capra is best

Sidewinder: it is magnifico

Shindou-excappie: luigi we dont have fresh goat sausages here

Sidewinder: but you do at the...

Sidewinder: what did you call it again? the zoo?

CaptainMatsukaze: those are not for eating luigi

Sidewinder: but i even brought my special slaughter knife!

FlameStrikerTsurugi: luigi thats not how it works

Sidewinder: not how it works? what kind of nonsenso is that? why else would you have capra?

DinoKingShinsuke: luigi pls, we know its different at the dog farm of your parents

DinoKingShinsuke: but thats just not how it works

Sidewinder: such cazzate! such stupidità! its a disonore! what idiota thought that was a good idea?! i will introduce them to my knife!

Shindou-excappie: luigi please

Sidewinder: no! i will not accept this!

DinoKingShinsuke: oh my god im crying

DinoKingShinsuke: he moved to another seat he looks freaked out :'D

DinoKingShinsuke: he keeps looking at me like im part of some weird cult

DinoKingShinsuke: i smiled at him now he moved to another part of the metro altogether

CaptainMatsukaze: XD

DinoKingShinsuke: thanks tenma

FlameStrikerTsurugi: tenma despite knowing you for two years, im still impressed by your ability to cause chaos

CaptainMatsukaze: its a talent

FlameStrikerTsurugi: im sure it is

Shindou-excappie: what was your plan even X'D

CaptainMatsukaze: cause trouble, duh

Sidewinder: aha

DinoKingShinsuke: kurama, not that im not grateful, but how do u know italian

Sidewinder: picked up a few words from nishiki

CaptainMatsukaze: good work lugi

Sidewinder: just for that comment i will murder u even if ur my captain

CaptainMatsukaze: now now luigi im not a capra

Sidewinder: I hate u so much right now -_-

CaptainMatsukaze: I try ;)

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Raimon soccer club:

CaptainMatsukaze: mornings are cruel things and they should be abolished

SamuraiRyouma: wow what happened

CaptainMatsukaze: life happened

NotAGirlKirino: tenma u okay

Hamanooooo: i thought u were a morning person

Hamanooooo: what happened to 'soccer before breakfast is great'

CaptainMatsukaze: the same thing that happened to my love of cats

KingofTrainsKurumada: but ur a dog person

CaptainMatsukaze: exactly

SkyGirlAoi: tenma did you stay up watching soccer videos all night long again

CaptainMatsukaze: that was ONE TIME aoi, ONE TIME and youre never letting it go

SkyGirlAoi: IT WAS NOT 'ONE TIME' AND YOU KNOW IT

SkyGirlAoi: I LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES IT HAPPENED

CaptainMatsukaze: YOURE MAKING IT SOUND WORSE THAN IT IS AOI

SkyGirlAoi: YOU DIDNT SLEEP FOR A WEEK BECAUSE YOU WERE BINGE-WATCHING A TOURNAMENT FROM TEN YEARS AGO

SamuraiRyouma: really?

NotAGirlKirino: guys

NotAGirlKirino: tenma is a fanboy oh god

CaptainMatsukaze: I AM NOT

SkyGirlAoi: tenma dont deny your issues

SkyGirlAoi: remember that time you stalked a soccer expert for a week

MatsukazeCaptain: AOI N O

SkyGirlAoi: because he got a few facts wrong in an interview

Hamanooooo: oh my god for real?

SkyGirlAoi: yep when we were ten

Hamanooooo: thats hilarious

FlameStrikerTsurugi: wow tenma

FlameStrikerTsurugi: i knew you were bad but this takes the cake

Shindou-excappie: were ganging up on tenma now?

SamuraiRyouma: apparently

Shindou-excappie: count me in

SkyGirlAoi: :)

Matsukazecaptain: nooooooooooooo i cant show my face in public anymore

MatsukazeCaptain: thats it im staying home today

Hamanooooo: X'D

Shindou-excappie: but youll miss soccer practice

MatsukazeCaptain: takuto pls does it look like i care

Hamanooooo: wait for real

MatsukazeCaptain: yes for real

SamuraiRyouma: omg are you sick

MatsukazeCaptain: no ive just decided soccer is really overated

SamuraiRyouma: what

SamuraiRyouma: omg

SamuraiRyouma: wtf

Shindou-excappie: tenma wha

SkyGirlAoi: O.O

FlameStrikerTsurugi: okay seriously who stole tenmas phone

MatsukazeCaptain: guys no one did

MatsukazeCaptain: i just had a change of heart

Hamanooooo: as if well believe that

SkyGirlAoi: no actually hes walking next to me with his phone...

FlameStrikerTsurugi: ...

Shindou-excappie: O,O

MatsukazeCaptain: why are you so surprised

MatsukazeCaptain: i mean its just a silly game

MatsukazeCaptain: im not gonna dedicate my life to it

SamuraRyoumaL *dies*

Hamanooooo: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING

Hamanooooo: I REPEAT THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING

Hamanooooo: MATSUKAZE TENMA HAS INSULTED SOCCER

Hamanooooo: THE WORLD IS ENDING

Shindou-excappie: i... am inclined to believe him O.O

FlameStrikerTsurugi: okay tenma has been kidnapped by an alien and replaced with a lookalike

MatsukazeCaptain: got experience with that dont you

FlameStrikerTsurugi: its been TWO YEARS tenma could you pls get over it already

MatsukazeCaptain: no it still hurts

FlameStrikerTsurugi: tenma dont be a drama queen

MatsukazeCaptain: *le gasp* you call me a drama queen kyousuke

MatsukazeCaptain: thats it im calling yuuichi and telling him he should disown you

FlameStrikerTsurugi: goddammit tenma you ass i swear i will hurt u

FlameStrikerTsurugi: my brother will never listen to you

MatsukazeCaptain: yuuichi loves me watch me

MatsukazeCaptain: hes gonna have a talk with you after school about abusing me

FlameStrikerTsurugi: i hate you so much right now

MatsukazeCaptain: yuuichi asked when your heart disappeared

Shindou-excappie: he had one?

Hamanooooo: not anymore apparently XD

FlameStrikerTsurugi: tenma you better run

MatsukazeCaptain: thats a soccer thing and im denying any involvement with that sorry

Shindou-excappie: *chokes*

Hamanooooo: wait u were serious

MatsukazeCaptain: of course I was

Hamanooooo: oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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Hamanooooo: OH MY FREAKING GOD TENMA NEVER PRANK US LIKE THAT AGAIN

Shindou-excappie: SHINSUKE WAS CRYING TENMA WHAT IS WRONG WITH U

MatsukazeCaptain: i was feeling unappreciated

Shindou-excappie: THAT IS NO REASON TO FAKE A RESIGN LETTER

MatsukazeCaptain: it obviously is B)

DinoKingShinsuke: TENMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN D':

MatsukazeCaptain: i make no promises

FlameStrikerTsurugi: YOU BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

FlameStrikerTsurugi: WHY IS MY BROTHER YOUR PRANKING PARTNER

MatsukazeCaptain: taking my leave now~

FlameStrikerTsurugi: NO COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD

FlameStrikerTsurugi: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET

FlameStrikerTsurugi: TENMA

FlameStrikerTsurugi: COME BACK

FlameStrikerTsurugi: STUPID CAPTAIN

FlameStrikerTsurugi: MY BROTHER IS CALLING FOR A HEART-TO-HEART TALK BASTARD

FlameStrikerTsurugi: I KNOW UR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW TENMA

FlameStrikerTsurugi: TOMORROW I WILL KILL YOU

FlameStrikerTsurugi: WHY ARE YOU MY BEST FRIEND I HATE U SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

CaptainMatsukaze: u know u love me kyou~ ;)

FlameStrikerTsurugi: I. Will. Kill. You.

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I had so much fun writing this. Many of these stories are actually inspired by my own whatsapp conversations XD

Anyway, I hope you guys likd it as well! The whatsapp names are the same as in the previous chapter, so it should still be pretty obvious who is who. If not, let me know and I'll clear it up!

Until next time~

- Yara Meijer