#13 Personification poem (2 points)

behold my power

grows by the hour

i will control this world

with zeros and ones

mind numbing fun

soon my flags will unfurl

i twitter and tweet

and you know watts neat

i make up half this shit

i keep cellphones buzzing

computers humming

and people tied in fits

behold my power

grows by the hour

soon i'll have total control

nothing in this world will operate

unless i open that data gate

i will own you, heart and soul

with google and facebook

wikipedia, take a look

the best to come yet

eventually in time

IT WILL ALL BE MINE

bow before me ...

KING INTERNET