Fighting Crime With Rhyme (Achievement #37 = 9 points)

You've heard of the Resolute Rhymester

And his reputation for battling crime

Along with his sidekick Credenza LeBow

They can give criminals a nasty time

When a rhyme doesn't work

And they need a thwack

Resolute can deliver

With LeBow at his back

If the rhyme doesn't work

He stands aside

And allows Credenza

To administer a whack

If they are extra bad

You'll hear pow or zamm

Neither Credenza nor Resolute

Could give a damn

We know we're protected

With each blurp and zap

And to this crime fighting duo

We tip our cap

And when the day has been saved

And they've dispensed the last powie

They climb up to their tree house

And shout a signature 'Zowie!'

But the rope's old and frayed

And not much good for that

Hence another familiar sound

As they both go splat!

Arrgh!

A/N: Characters from an old PoetsPub challenge