monster club

take some bread slices, one, two, three

ham and turkey, bacon and cheese

lettuce, tomato, onion slice or two

dill pickle slices, if its good for you

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spread on the Hellman's, nice and thick

maybe some Dijon just to be slick

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bread slice

lettuce, tomato, bacon and ham

bread slice two

slight push, just to cram

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lick the mayo 'till fingers clean

add the turkey, thin cut and lean

onion slices and the dill pickle

just to give your taste buds a tickle

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thick slice of cheddar, medium or old

dash of season salt, just to be bold

last slice of bread, a little push

wine your fingers on your tush

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one quick slash of a serrated knife

prepare for the adventure of your life

now you will find out what its all about

when you try to fit this monster, in your mouth