Tops in its field (Achievement #36 = 3 points)

Well what can I say, he bought me one day

maybe forty years ago

I wasn't cheap but he didn't peep

and he forked out all the dough

I must admit, I am kind of special

I come with a lifetime guarantee

I'm waterproof, I even float and wind

means nothing to me

I've got a foam sun roof liner in a

secret pocket and I'm air-conditioned too

You can crunch me up, fold me. pack me

my shape will still come back to you

He throws me in the washing machine

leaves me out to dry

But when he travels I'm right there

with a simple style to catch your eye

If you haven't guessed just what I am

there's no need to feel silly

I'm his favourite clothing item

an Endurable hat by Tilley

A/N: The story and the product are worth Google

I am still wearing mine - FYI: it weighs 3 ounces!