Trumpery (Achievement #79 = 4 points)

Hold a hippopotamus, go for a ride,

Bring a walking stick, to match the turtle's stride,

Swing a tiger by its tail to river side,

Do a victory dance with the peacocks' pride.

Slide down a rainbow, with drops of golden sun,

Catch a few moonbeams, to make a hot cross bun,

Steal some stardust, for a ball gown to be spun,

Ride a chariot of winds, that would be fun.

On a horse's head, fasten a glowing horn,

It turns into the mythical unicorn,

For grandpa, steal a few ears of golden corn,

And the loss of his trumpet he would not mourn.