Day 1 of 10 ✱Fishing with Philie ✱

**Vocesai Dock, set from How to be a Star**

(A day before Luka's Birthday)

Len : *walking* oh geez why Philie? I mean I can be with Miku or Kaito or Yuuma in the sea even for a month! Dang, im so supposed to be with Kaito right now. *sees the boat *

Philie : *sitting in the front deck with shades* Yo!

Len : *nervous smile* eh--ehe! Hi!

Philie : are you the one that come with me to go fishing?

Len : *nodded*

Philie : *removes the shades* well it's great then, hop in!

Len : *walking in* Well this is quite strange... The last time we're at the hospital, she gone nuts... Maybe this will work out fine. *smiles * Thank you, Miss Philie!

Philie : *curse glare* What teh heck did you say? "Miss Philie?" *throws jackfruit at Len's face* oh no lil' Len, your SPICE! moves has no effect at me. Just do what you need to do and you'll be fine at mah ship, DA MIGHTY SS KISEKI BAKA!

Len : *removed the jackfruit on his face* ugh..... O-kay.. no more spices... just the average Len. *passed out*

Philie : *starts the boat* great then. Its FISHING TIME! *plays Too Legit to Quit * wohooo! *sails out* This is the life!

~~~~~≥ after 2 hours, in the middle of the sea≤~~~~~

Len : *wakes up* ugh.... Philie?

Philie : *holding with a bamboo fishing rod* Oh you're awake.

Len : Yeah.. As you can see!

Philie : start fishing now! *points at the blue icebox *

Len : *walking in the icebox* what are we catching anyway?

Philie : anything, I guess? *reels in, catched a big headed carp*

Len : *sees the carp* oh.... Okay. *opened the icebox, sees a chunk of raw meat * uhm..Philie?

Philie : *draws line again* Yeah?

Len : *lifting the meat* uhm... What is this meat doing here?

Philie : that's a bait! *reels in again, dumped a vampire squid at the boat* for the fish!

*the vampire squid takles Len*

Len : *mumbling* get this f****** squid off me! *screaming * it's slimy and soo grooossss!

Philie : *wrestles the squid hard core*

*the squid died *

Len : *quivering * eeeewww! That stinky squid! *whacks the dead squid with the fishing pole*

Philie : Whut the puck Len! Thats not for whacking thats for..

*fishing rod breaks *

Len : *nervous smile* ehhh... Oops?

Philie : *draws line again* oh great you broke your rod and you didn't yet catched even a single small goldfish!

Len : did you have any spare rods there?

Philie : nope! *reels in, dumped a mackerel at the boat* put those catch in the icebox Len!

Len : *puts the carp, squid and the mackerel in the icebox* how am I gonna fish now?

Philie : *draws the line again* I know what's the right thing to do *evil laugh*

Len : oh.... No.... Philie.....

----after several minutes----

Len : *tied at the end of the fishing rod* what the heck Philie!

Philie : *munching a papaya* Whut! That's the way to catch the fish.

Len : *freaking out* wha...what kind of fish?

Philie : a...

*a yellow finned tuna chomped Len*

Philie : that's what I'm talking about. A tuna!

-----after several hours, at the Base----

Philie : *walks in the office* Hey!

Maze : *watching SAO* so what happened?

Philie : It went out fine. We got the tuna for Luka.

Maze : well that's great news! Anyway, where's Len?

Philie : ugh.. He's at the infirmary. I used him as a bait.

Maze : Whut the whut! Philie why?

Philie : He broke his fishing rod, that's why!

Maze : oh.. I hope he's good for the next day.

Philie : Say, what's his schedule tomorrow?

Maze : uhmmm .. Shrine Lessons

Philie : oh... *laughs* Good luck to him waaaaa *walks out like a boss*

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Day 2 of 10 ✱Shrine Lessons with Gakupo✱

** Yuuma Hexa Pagoda, set from 401 - File Not Found**

Len : *wakes up* ...dang that frikking Philie!

Shogun Gakupo : *draws the sword at Len* watch your manners here! I'll chop you off if you won't listen to me!

Len : *scared* uh... Uh.... Chill down Gak..

Shogun Gakupo : What did you say student!

Len : *bows down* I-- I am sorry Master Gakupo..

Shogun Gakupo : *draws the sword back* Well then, student! *walks down slowly* Here you will learn discipline and patience.

Len : *smiling * Sheesh.. what the heck Gak, you're too gay for a long hair!

Shogun Gakupo : *faces Len, smiling* Oh the idiot is backstabbing me and calling me a gay! Heh, even in thought I can still hear you dummy!

Len : ( 0.0) oops....

Shogun Gakupo : *smiles*

Len : *sighs* so master Gakupo, what is my duty for today?

Shogun Gakupo : well your job here is to clean the basement.

Len : Okay, Master Gakupo!

Shogun Gakupo : The cleaning materials are in the basement so just go there and clean the room. Get back here when you're done!

Len : *gone to the basement*

------at the basement----

Len : lol, at least that gay was away from me now! *skipping inside * where the cleaning stuff... Hmmmm...

*opened a closet*

Len : *sees Levi* WHAT THE HECK MAN! What are you doing here?

Levi : *scrubbing the dirt in the closet* Cleaning! Isn't it obvious?

Len : *tackles Levi* Gimme that you freak!

Levi : you can take away anything - including Eren - except my cleaning STUUFFF! *fights back*

-----after 3 minutes-------

Levi : *locked inside the closet* you Banana head! Give me that back!

Len : *holding a bucket and tide* nah...... That's too much cleaning for you, take a rest!

Levi : *tries to escape *

Len : This will be easy as long as I have a.... *picks up the brush* ... eh? Freaking toothbrush?

Levi : *laughing * I have the brush you sucka'

Len : ugh.... Darn it! *starts to clean with a toothbrush *

-----after several hours----

Len : almost done! *stands up with shaky hands* only one thing left to do.....

Levi : *still in the closet* Don't you dare.....

Len : *looking at a gray wooden closet* I do Levi....

Levi : *tries to escape again* No freaking way.....

Len : *in front of the gray closet, smiling * Yes... Way Levi! *holds the knobs*

Levi : *started praying*

*the basement doors shut close*

Len : *looks back* eh?

*the gray closet opened*

Len : *looks back, sees Echo Gumi*

Gumi : *singing Echo with evil aura around*

Len : *freaking out*

Levi : *screaming*

Gumi : *chasing Len while singing*

Len : STAY AWAY FROM ME! *screaming*

Gumi : *still singing *

Len : *shakes the closet* LEVI! LEVI! LET ME IN I'M F******* BEGGNG YOU!

Levi : *resisting * NO!

Gumi : *behind Len* why am I changing faster than the colors of the screen?~~~♪

Len & Levi : *fainted *

------after six minutes----------

Shogun Gakupo : *opened the basement, sees Len with shredded clothes * Oh... I didn't tell him about Gumi. Sorry.

*pulled Len out of the basement *

--------after an hour, at the Base---------

Gakupo : *walks in* Maze.

Maze : *writing contracts* Oh Gakupo. Why did you come here?

Gakupo : Len just fainted. He's -----

Maze : Let me guess... *looks at Gakupo* at the infirmary?

Gakupo : Yeah. With Levi. They both there.

Maze : What the heck does Levi doing there?

Gakupo : He's one of the Shrine Personnel.

Maze : Oh...

Gakupo : How many schedule does Len took from you?

Maze : Ten. And that's only his second.

Gakupo : oh... I hope 'she' could keep up on the others!

Maze : *nods* Indeed!

Gakupo : *walks out*

Maze : *looks at the schedule's copy* Hmm.. His next activity would be....

----at the infirmary---

Len : *in bed* ugh.... Phew... Thank glob the next two are easy... Script writing and Mining. Sheesh, very easy! I better rest now, I have a sched to do. *sleeps*

------back at the base-----

Maze : ..... Oh f*** , his next two activities are much worse than the last two... Geez, they're both from the Yuumas *shaking * dang those guys are creepy~~♪