I'm Surrounded By Morons...
There have been very few times when Rin has ever completely lost her temper. But at that moment something seemed to snap in her mind. A dark cloud formed above her head as her dark hair fell in clumps over both her eyes.
She rose slowly from the ground, not making a sound as she stood up. Her hand swiftly snatched up the pillow that had hit her in the face as she limped back into the hotel room.
That's the last fricking straw. She growled in her mind before turning her attention to the two idiots currently on the ground.
Hidan smirked as his fingers wrapped around Deidara's neck, practically strangling the bomber. Meanwhile Deidara was flailing around, his hands struggling to land a punch on the annoying teen as he scowled in frustration.
"I'm ...gonna kill you, ...you Jashin ...Freak!" Deidara threatened as Hidan continued to choke him.
Hidan just rolled his eyes. "As if you fucking can." He retorted back. " You can't even hit me right now."
Suddenly a shadow fell over the both of them causing them to momentarily stop their argument. The room turned silent as a strange aura flooded the air. Hidan let go of his grip on the Deidara as they both simultaneously looked up in confusion.
Deidara's eyes were the first to widen in surprise when he saw the familiar black haired shortie standing there, face concealed in shadows. He immediately sensed something very very wrong with Rin. In a matter of seconds, the blond standing in front of Rin, holding out his hand as he tried to give the shortie a little shake. "Hey, you alrig-"
*BAM*
Before Deidara could finish his question, a pillow rammed straight into his stomach with such great strength that it actually knocked the wind out of him.
The next thing he knew, he was sent flying, slamming into a nearby wall before sliding to the floor in a crumpled heap. Broken pieces of plaster sprayed everywhere as a well-defined hole formed where the blond had hit.
Hidan suddenly burst out laughing at this as he pointed his finger , "Ha!... You fucking got destroyed by a kid a head shorter than yo-"
*BANG*
Out of nowhere, a foot landed a solid blow on the grey haired teen's back, effectively cutting him off. The grey haired jashinist let out a surprised curse as he was thrown forward, straight towards a disorientated Deidara who was still lying against the wall.
The blond bomber recovered just in time to see a flash of grey barreling towards him. What the?... He wondered with confusion before realizing exactly who it was.
Deidara's eyes snapped wide open as he tried desperately to scramble out of the way, but he couldn't move fast enough.
*CRASH*
The room shook at the impact.
As the dust cleared, Hidan and Deidara found themselves in a messy heap, parts of the wall they cracked scattered on top of them and scratches and bruises covering their bodies. They both let out a groan as the pain shot through them.
I'm taking a shower now." Rin's icy voice growled to them. "Don't fucking bother me."
The loud slamming of the bathroom door followed, causing the ceiling to shake at the force. Then the room fell into another deathly silence.
After a few minutes passed, Hidan finally spoke. "That was some scary shit" He said in an unbelievably quite voice.
Deidara only gave a weak nod in response. "For once, Hidan, I agree with you-un." He murmured.
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~30 minutes later~
After Deidara and Hidan had recovered and bandaged up their wounds they plopped down on the couch which sat opposite the two Queen sized beds in the room.
Sasori lay reclined on one of the beds, ignoring the two as he casually read a book. Unlike the other two, he hadn't gotten in the way when Rin went into demon mode.
The faint sound of water hitting the shower floor echoed in the background.
Deidara let out a tired sigh as he leaned more into the plush couch. "Hey Hidan-un." He mumbled, "Don't you think the shortie' s taking a really long time in there?" He asked as he motioned to the closed door of the bathroom.
Hidan turned his head towards the door before nodding in agreement. "Yeah..."he said as he thought about it. "Do you think some shit happened?"
The blond bomber shook his head. "I don't know-un." He answered as he scrunched his eyebrows in deep thought.
Suddenly the blond whipped around to face Hidan, a freaked out expression on his face. "Hey, what if the reason the shortie's not coming out is because he got so mad that he slipped on the floor, hit his head and knocked himself unconscious?!" He asked with concern. The image of a frail, wrinkled Rin lying half-dead on the bathroom floor popped into his mind as he spoke.
Hidan let out a dry laugh at Deidara 's words. "That's a fucking stupid reason."
Deidara's look of concern was immediately replaced with one of annoyance. "Oh yeah?" He challenged as he lay back on the couch. "Then what do you think is the cause-un?" He asked.
The jashinist put his hand to his chin as he thought deeply about it as well.
"The way I see it......the shortie probably got so mad that he broke through the wall and now he's rampaging Tokyo." The grey haired answered as the thought of a reptile like-Rin, knocking down buildings as he breathed out fire.
Deidara let out a sigh as he gave Hidan a 'Why did I even ask you?' look.
The grey haired teen scowled when he saw the expression. "What?" He barked back, raising his voice as he spoke. " You got a problem with my explanation!?"
Deidara just shook his head. "Not at all-un" he replied sarcastically, before turning to face forward again. "It's just as idiotic as you are." He mumbled.
*BAM*
Hidan threw his fist, just barely missing Deidara as it rammed into the side wall. "Say that to my face again, you fucking tranny." He said in an aggravated voice.
Deidara smirked as he turned his face straight towards the grey haired teen. "What-un?" He asked with fake ignorance. "That you're an I-DI-OT?"
In a matter of second fist were flying again as all hell broke lose.
Sasori just gave a tired sigh as he tried to block out the noise of Hidan and a Deidara shouting by raising his book higher.
I'm completely surrounded by morons. He grumbled to himself.
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Ten minutes later.
Deidara and Hidan lay sprawled on the ground, covered in brand new bruises as they tried to catch their breath.The sound of the shower continued to go on in the background.
"Man, he really is taking a long time." Hidan mumbled as he continued to stare up at the ceiling.
Deidara, who had been lying next to him sat up. "Oi, Do you think we should check on him?" He suggested as he turned his attention to the still closed door.
Hidan's eyes widened in fake awe as he let out a dramatic gasp . "So the tranny can have fucking good ideas." He said, earning him a hard glare from the bomber.
Both of them stood up as they stealthily walked towards the bathroom door. They stopped in front of the wooden door, turning to each other and trying to decide who would open the door.
Finally Deidara let out a sigh and reached his hand for the handle, but before he could touch it, a heavy book flew out of the air and smashed straight into his outstretched arm.
Owww! What the hell?! The blond cursed in his mind as he pulled back his hand in surprise, completely caught off-guard by the sudden attack.
"Don't bother that kid."A new voice calmly ordered.
Deidara cradled his arm as he turned his angry eyes towards a certain red head who was now watching them carefully from his spot on the bed. "Well what if he's hurt... huh Sasori?" Deidara complained. "No one takes this long to shower-un."
Then the bomber turned to open the door again, but this time a hand slapped his away. The blond looked up in surprise to find a Sasori right in front of him now, glaring straight at him. How did he get over here so fast? Deidara wondered as he blinked in surprise.
"I told you, Don't. Bother. Him." The puppet freak warned in a forced voice.
"What's your fucking problem, Sasori?" Hidan suddenly asked, an annoyed scowl on his face. "We're just trying to see if the shortie's alright."
"Yeah-un." Deidara agreed as he tried for the third time to open the door. But now an entire body rammed into him, pushing him out of the way.
The blond scrambled to regain his balance. He looked up again, aggravation clear on his face as he let out a sigh. " What are you doing Sasori?" He questioned as he stared at the red head who was now blocking the entire door.
"I don't know what you're talking about." The puppet freak replied as he remained in his spot, staring at his nails. " I just enjoy standing here, it helps me relax and realize I shouldn't stay in a place where people can discover my secrets." He added, straining a few words as he specifically turned his head towards the closed door.
Deidara sweat dropped at Sasori's actions. He's lost it. The blond thought in his mind.
He tried to maneuver swiftly around Sasori, but everytime he moved forward, the red head countered his movement and cut off his path.
Finally the blond let out an exasperated sign as he turned to Hidan for help. A silent agreement came between them before they resumed. Sasori couldn't react fast enough as both Deidara and Hidan lunged at him.
I can't stop both of them. Sasori cursed in his mind as he scowled. Either way, one of them is going to open the door.
The red head tried to stop Deidara first, but just like he predicted, Hidan was able to easily get past him.
The puppet freak whipped around, putting out his leg to trip the grey haired teen just as Deidara tackled him from behind, sending out of control as he was thrown straight into Hidan.
Unfortunately, at that moment the bathroom door clicked open.
*CRASH*
Deidara groaned as he sat back up in the humid bathroom. He looked around to find Hidan and Sasori sprawled on the tiled floor underneath him. The smell of fresh soap entered his nose as he felt his clothes begin to cling to his body from the wet air.
"What are you guys doing?" A new voice questioned tiredly.
The blond whipped around to find Rin standing by the opened door, a quizzical look on his face as he watched them. He was wearing a white t-shirt and baggy shorts, and his black hair was soaked with water as he rubbed it with the towel that was resting on his shoulders.
"Ah nothing-un!" Deidara replied a bit too quickly as he rubbed the back of his head . "We just uh...got into a fight." He finished, trying to keep the tremble out of voice.
He watched as the shortie turned his eyes slowly to look at Sasori and Hidan who were still lying under him on the bathroom floor. The bomber tensed for a second, silently cursing in his mind. Shit..He's going to see through my lie..he's gonna kill me! He panicked as he braced himself for Rin's demon mode.
The seconds that passed seemed like an eternity.
Then miraculously the shortie gave a small nod. "Ah..I see." the kid murmured as if it now made all the sense in the world.
Deidara blinked in surprise before quickly trying to act normal again. " Yeah...-un"he said still nervous. "Uh...By the way Rin, what took you so long in the shower?" He asked trying to guide the conversation elsewhere.
The shortie immediately gave him a confused look. "I was only in here for ten minutes, right?" He asked as he continued to dry his hair with one hand.
Deidara tried to keep the surprise off his face as he shook his head. "More like 50 minutes." He replied.
Rin frowned as she listened to Deidara's words. She rubbed her forehead, thinking back. "Strange."she murmured almost to herself. "I can't really remember what I did when I walked in here...how did I even get in here?" Then the shortie lifted her head to speak directly to Deidara, "Hey, Did something happen before I went to take a shower?" she asked curiously .
Deidara abruptly held up his hands as he shook his head fiercely. "Nope, nothing happened at all. Haha..." He lied as he nervously smile. "Absolutely nothing-un."
Rin narrowed her eyes, unconvinced, but right now she was too exhausted to question the bomber, instead she just shrugged before turning and walking out of the bathroom.
Deidara let his shoulders relax as the shortie left. So he can't remember? The blond thought to himself. "Thank God, " he mumbled to himself, "I thought I was a goner-un."
Suddenly two cold voice snapped Deidara back into reality. "Get the fuck off me you tranny or you will be a goner." One growled.
"I'll drain his blood and turn him into a puppet before you can even come close to killing him." The other spat out.
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Rin collapsed on one of the queen sized bed, not even caring to climb under the covers. She buried her head in the soft pillow as she let her muscles relax. Who knew Wooden mattresses could be so comfortable. She thought to herself as her eyes slowly drooped close and sleep overtook her.
Unfortunately her sleep was short lived.
"OI SHORTIE , GET THE FUCK UP !" Hidan's voice straight screamed in her ear. Rin jolted up, startled by the sudden shouting. Before Rin couldn't even argue before a hand picked her up bythe back of her shirt and easily lifted her in the air.
"What do you want?." She whined as she hung limply in Hidan's outstretched hand. "I want to sleep so put me down."
"It's only 12." The jashinist replied, ignoring the shortie's order as he walked over to the couch where Deidara sat with the Rin still in his grip. He plopped the kid down next to the bomber before taking a seat on her opposite side.
Rin just let out a exasperated sigh as she looked at both of them, trying to keep her eyes open. "Now...what?" She asked. Deidara immediately grinned as he held up a deck of playing cards.
"Now we play poker, un." He cheered happily.
Hidan also smirked as he fished an object out of the cooler that sat next to him. "And get fucking druuuuuunk!" He added with a little too much excitement, proudly holding up a pack of beer bottles.
Deidara immediately jolted straight up as his mouth fell wide open. "How the hell did you get that Hidan?" He asked completely shocked as he pointed at the beer. "Ibiki-Sensei searched all our luggage and confiscated that stuff while we were outside."
The grey haired teen just tapped his head, the smirk still on his face. "I thought he was gonna do that, so I hide my entire stash in the sand and went back to get it later." He replied, feeling quite proud about his planning.
The bomber sat there speechless for a second. "That actually was a smart idea." He mumbled, trying to process the words he had just spoken as he talked. "It was smart...."
His eyes suddenly snapped up as he pointed a finger straight at Hidan. "What the hell have you done with the real Hidan -un?!" He accused with narrow eyes.
*BAM*
Hidan threw the bear bottle hard, hitting Deidara straight in the forehead head and sending him collapsing backwards onto the couch arm. "Just stop being annoying, tranny, and drink." He ordered as he grabbed himself one as well and popped it open.
The grey haired teen also passed one over to Rin.
The shortie held up her hands in refusal as Hidan offered the cold drink. "I only drink water." She said quickly, moving away from the beer as if it were poison.
Hidan sighed as he reached down into the cooler again, rummaging for a water bottle.
While he did that, Deidara sat back up and turned to Rin." What do you mean you only drink water-un?" He asked curiously, rubbing the sore spot on his forehead as he took a large gulp of his beer.
The bomber watched as the shortie thought for a moment about how to answer. "Well, grandfather forbid me from drinking." Rin finally replied with slight embarrassment. "He said it makes you do stupid things, so he never let me go near it."
As she spoke Hidan's ears perked up. Never had alcohol before huh?
A devious smile came onto the grey haired teen's face as he silently emptied a water bottle and poured clear beer into the the container. He sat back up and casually passed the closed bottle to Rin, watching carefully as she took a sip of the 'water'.
The shortie immediately spit out the liquid, looking in confusion at it. "This water taste nasty." She said as she whipped her mouth with her arm.
"It's mineral water." Hidan replied quickly trying to remain normal. "You're suppose to fucking drink it all at once or else it will taste bad."
He saw Deidara raise a curious eyebrow in the background and immediately sent a glare at the bomber to tell him to keep his mouth shut. The blonde immediately pieced together everything, a smile coming to his face as well.
"He's right-un." He joined in. "Trust me, it taste amazing after you finish."
Rin raised an unsure eyebrow at both of the two teens before giving the water bottle one final stare.
"Oh...okay," she then said as she brought the bottle back to her lips. She quickly downed the entire contents, not stopping to even take a breath. Hidan watched as Rin made a gagging face, disgusted by the taste, as she tried to stop herself from throwing up.
This is gold. The jashinist thought in his mind. I can't believe he fucking believed me. Then Hidan quickly handed Rin another disguised bottle. "Here you need to drink more too notice the change."
The shortie just gave a nod as she unwillingly took the bottle and repeated the same thing. After a few minutes Hidan began to see the redness appearing on the shortie's face as he stared to sway precariously from side to side.
"Hey....Hidan..." The Rin mumbled, her words slurring together as she spoke . "Youre right...*hic* this does taste Goooood." She finished a wide smile now on her face as she took a hearty gulp of beer.
The jashinist grinned as he handed Rin yet another bottle. On the other side, Deidara was already pretty wasted too as he let out a overly-loud cheer, " YEAH ITS *hic* GREAT-Un" he said as he lifted his bottle to his mouth.
Hidan laughed as he cracked open another bottle, "LET's get drunk!" He shouted as he held up his bottle high in the air. Rin and Deidara also lifted up their own bottles, letting them clatter together as they chorused in agreement.
"To Alcohol!" Hidan said
"Alcohol!" they cheered back as all three downed there beers.
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Sasori walked out of the bathroom after taking a simple fifteen minute shower. He was still drying his hair with his towel when the strong scent of alcohol hit him. The red head reeled back in surprise as he turned to survey the room.
The floor was now littered with empty beer bottles, leading up to a large pile of beer bottles that lay near the couch. And on the couch were two morons laughing idiotically as they struggled to drink more. And one short moron completely knocked out, her head lying on Hidan's lap, and legs on Deidara's , as drool came out of her mouth.
Deidara turned his head towards Sasori as he walked closer to them. "Oi puuuppet freak!" He sang out as he shakingly gave a wave. " Waaanaaa join us?"
Sasori gave a polite shake of his head as he declined. "I'm not thirsty" he said as he refrained from rolling his eyes.
Then he motioned to the collapsed shortie. "Want me to put him on the bed so he doesn't get in the way." Sasori asked as he reached to pick Rin up.
Suddenly a hand slapped his away. "It's *hic* fine, Saaaasori." Deidara said as he took another gulp of his bottle.
"She likes sleeping hereeeeee"
Sasori suddenly froze in his spot as the words entered his mind. He literally felt his heart stop momentarily. What did he just say?
The puppet freak turned his eyes to the drunk bomber. "She?" He questioned to him. Don't tell me that shortie spilled her secret when she was drunk. He groaned in his mind.
Deidara suddenly laughed as he rubbed the back of his head. "Ahhh sooooory." He apologized. "I just always*hic* mistake *hic* Rin for a girl...." He said as he turned to Hidan who was currently in a trance like state.
"Ne...Don't you ...think the ...shortie looks like a.... girl?" He asked the jashinist, stumbling to find the correct words as he spoke.
Hidan have a just gave a nod, a brief look of confusion on his face as his eyes unfocused, "Huh...fuck yeah." He laughed as he tried to shake his head. "All the ...*hic* fucking time.
Deidara laughed as well he took another hearty gulp of beer. " I always ...think abou- *hic* him." He continued as a smile came on his face. "Rin makes me...feel happy."
Sasori just watched carefully as he listened to his drunk friend speak. He let out a sigh. Just look at you, You have such a stupid look on your face. The puppet freak thought silently. Why are you smiling so much, it's almost as if you have a cru-.
Sasori cut his thought up as he realized how true it all sounded. "Deidara." He finally spoke. "Do you like Rin?" He asked.
Deidara paused from drinking, a frown appearing on his face as he seemed to actually thinking about the question. He was so serious that Sasori feared the question had snapped him back to normal, but then the bomber gave an idiotic chuckle.
"Huh I guess I do, that's funny..." He mumbled as he laughed to himself. Sasori watched as Deidara's eyelids began drooping even more. " I guess I do like *hic* that shortie." He managed to say before getting completely knocked out.
Sasori let out an exasperated sigh as he stared at his Deidara. The blond's head was thrown back as he snored loudly. Hidan had fallen asleep too, almost falling out of the couch, and Rin still slept peacefully on them.
Why did I ask him that? The red head wondered as he promptly picked up Rin, turning of the lights before carrying her over to the bed and covering her with the blanket. He took one last look at the shortie, sleeping soundly, her face tilted towards him.
Sasori hesitated for a moment as he reached up his hand towards her face, hovering it just next to her cheek. He held it there for a second before bringing it back down to his side.
Stop being an idiot. He scowled to himself as he whipped around and walked over to the other bed in the dark. The red head silently climbed in, staring up at the ceiling with his arms behind his head, as he lay there lost in thought . In the background, the sound of steady breathing resonated from the three drunk pigs.
I guess I do like the shortie. Deidara's words rang in Sasori's mind as he scowled unintentionally. How can it be so easy for you to say that?
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