Character Profile: (Beacuse it's really important to have one -.-)

Name: Rin Sasaki
Gender: Female (Psh...like it will ever say male...Romantic, reverse harem FTW)
Skills: The ultimate tailed beast is living inside her. (Awe yeeeeah)
Likes: [insert random unimportant crap+love interest's name]
Dislikes: N/A (meh...I'm lazy)

[Deidara and Rin peek into the room]

Deidara: [whispers] Oi shortie, what's Author-San doing-un?

Rin: {sighs} Just being crazy

Deidara: {nods head} I see, then why are we here?

Rin: {shrugs} I don't know, maybe to fill up space?

Deidara: That sounds reasonable-un.

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Now...on with the story!
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The birds chirped in the background; their song lightly drifting into Rin's ear, awakening her from her sleep. She slowly blinked her eyes open allowing her vision to clear as she let out a small groan. For some reason her head hurt like no tomorrow. As the shortie's eye sight cleared, she could make out the pale blue sky and green treetops above her.

What the hell? Rin drowsily wondered to herself as she sat up, stretching her aching back while looking around in confusion.

The shortie found herself sitting in the middle of a grassy field with trees surrounding her on all sides. Where am I? Rin asked herself as she tried to find any sign of life.

You're in the ninja world. A male voice said matter-of-factly into her ear.

Rin's eyes suddenly widened at the sound of the voice. She hadn't been expecting an answer back.

She whipped around looking for a person, fists up, ready to punch the living daylights out of them.

But there was no one around. The only movement was the short grass dancing around in the afternoon wind.

"I swear I heard a voice." The shortie mumbled to herself, cautiously gazing around still.

You did. The voice suddenly said again.

Rin titled her head rapidly, but no one was around. Her head turned to the left and right, scanning the tree line for any sign of life.

Stop moving your head you idiot.

"Where are you!?" Rin said louder, ignoring the command. "I know Judo! I'll beat the crap out of you!" She threatened as she put on a serious face.

The mysterious voice just let out an exasperated sigh. Then finally he spoke. You can't, you retard, I'm talking to you in your mind.

Rin froze at his words, letting her hands fall to her side as she tried to process what the man had said. What, my mind?

Yes, you idiot.

Rin let out another yelp of surprise at the answer. What the hell? You can hear me?! She thought.

The male voice let out yet another sigh. Yes. He replied in a strained tone as if he were trying hard not to facepalm himself. As I clearly said before, I'm in your retarded mind.

The shortie scowled, annoyed at the man's insults. Oi stop calling me a retard, your the idiot that got stuck in my mind. She countered back. Who are you anyway huh?

Rin heard the man scoff, clearly offended by the question. Who am I? He asked in a voice of disbelief. You seriously don't know?

Uh..no Rin thought back, Why in the world would I know who you we-

I AM CLICHEICA! The voice suddenly bellowed in her mind, promptly cutting off her sentence. THE ZERO-TAILED BEAST FROM THE LAND OF BADASS-IDEAS.

The shortie couldn't help but sweat drop at this. Clicheica...? She repeated slowly, trying to comprehend the stupidity of the name.

The voice didn't seem to catch her tone. That's right. He replied smugly. No need to fear me puny child, I won't hurt you since you are my vessel.

Rin felt an irk mark appear on her head at the voice's arrogant words. "Puny? Who the hell are you calling puny?!" She snarled back angrily. "And what kind of a fricking name is Clicheica anywa-"

SILENCE! The tailed beast roared, sending tremors through the shortie's mind and immediately shutting her up. Now hurry up brat and use the river to describe yourself Clicheica continued.

Rin frowned as she tilted her head in confusion. "River....what river?" She asked

Suddenly a clear stream popped out of nowhere right next to her. The shortie let out a yelp of surprise as she fell back.

That one. Clicheica replied impatiently, ignoring Rin's shock, Come on, I don't have all day, you moron.

The shortie scowled at his bossiness as she crossed her arms in defiance. "No I don't want to." She replied.

The beast was not amused. He growled impatiently as he sent Rin's mind through another spasm of tremors. The shortie gritted her teeth hard, clutching her head tightly as she endured the pain.

Suddenly her body started moving towards the river on its own accord. "Hey! What the hell's going on?!" She argued as she unwillingly leaned in front of the water.

You were taking too long, Clicheica impatiently huffed. So I controlled you myself. Now hurry up and describe yourself.

Rin let out another frustrated scowl. "Okay, okay" she muttered under her breath.

She let out a small sigh before staring at herself in the water. This is so stupid The teen thought to herself as she looked at her reflection.

"Let's see...I have uh...long black hair... that's weird...and black eyes," she began describing in a bored tone. "uh...a really pale face and -"

The shortie froze mid-sentence, her mouth falling wide open as she quickly leaned in closer to her reflection. She blinked once then twice.

Then she looked down at herself to make sure she wasn't just seeing things.

"Oh my fudge balls, I fricking have boobs!" She said as she looked at her chest in complete awe.

But before Rin could ask how this was remotely possible, she ears caught a faint ticking in the background.

The shortie's eyes narrowed in suspicion as she whipped around quickly. That ticking sounds like a....

*BANG*

At that moment a massive explosion went off, sending rubble flying everywhere. Rin had just enough time to take cover before the aftershock hit her. Loose rocks and debris pelted her hard in the back as she scrunched her eyes shut and curled up in a ball.

Fuck..it's them Clicheica grunted in her mind as the rocks continued to rain down.

Rin struggled to get up, scratches littering the back side of her body. In the distance a dust cloud made from the explosion slowly cleared as two figures walked out of the destruction. The shortie squinted as she tried to make them out.

Her eyes widened at the sight of a familiar flash of blond shrouded by dark cloaks painted with crimson clouds.

"Oi Danna,"Deidara called as he proudly surveyed the damage. "Wasn't my art amazing-un" he asked with a smirk.

Next to him, Sasori gazed up from inside his puppet Hiruko. "That shit?" He gruffly asked "How could something that disappears the moment it's created be called art?"

Deidara scowled at this. " Shut up you puppet freak." He growled. The blond opened his mouth to start a long speech on how art was fleeting but suddenly Sasori lifted his head.

"Someone's here." He said in a deathly quiet voice. "The chakara is strong too."

Deidara held his tongue and gave a short nod, turning serious as he turned his blue eyes to scan the area. On the other side of the clearing he made out a figure standing there; a lone girl with long jet black hair.

Hmmm... must be her. Deidara decided as an amused smile came to his face. Well I haven't killed someone recently, might as well have some practice.

Sasori must have seen her too because he began to move his puppet form forward, leaving a crushed grassy trail behind him.

While they walked, Deidara skillfully snatched a ball of clay from his pocket in preparation. He was expecting the girl to either make a run for it or scream and attack them in some futile attempt to stop them.

But strangely the girl remained rooted in her spot.

To terrified to even move? The bomber wondered a little disappointed. That's no fun-un

At that moment, the black haired kid made eye contact with him, causing him to pause for a second. During his life many people had stared at him with disgust, anger or fear, but this girl was just staring at him with confusion.

"Why the hell are you dressed like that Deidara?" She asked in an informal tone.

The bomber halted altogether, completely caught off guard by the shortie's words. How did she know my name? He wondered as he narrowed his eyes.

"Oi Sasori," The blond said out loud, not taking his eyes of the shortie. "Do we know this girl-un?"

Sasori shook his puppet's head. "Never seen her before." He replied, but he too had the strangest sensation as he spoke the words. This girl...feels familiar.

Rin turned her eyes from the strangely dressed Deidara to the lump of a man the blond had just addressed.

Sasori? She wondered as she stared at the dark man scrunched over in the raven cloak. It didn't look like Sasori, but the voice was unmistakable.

Her keen eyes scanned over the man's rough features pausing as it reached his head. Rin felt her blood turn cold at the sight.

No...

Deidara watched in shock as the girl approached Sasori and dropped to her knees in front of him.

What the hell is she doing?! The blond wondered with a hint of awe. Does she have a death wish? The bomber remained completely still as he observed silently.

The entire forest seemed to fall quiet as the shortie spoke, struggling hard to hold back the tears in her eyes. "I didn't mean it." She whispered in a broken voice as she placed a hand on the puppets head.

Sasori watched in confusion through Hiruko's eyes as the strange girl turned her head up and stared straight at him . "I didn't want you to actually go bald." She spoke in a sincere tone.

This kid.... Sasori thought darkly.

"Deidara" The puppet freak called out from within his armor in a gravelly voice. "I'm gonna kill her, don't stop me ."

And with that Sasori shot foward, sending his puppet's scorpion tail straight at Rin's heart.

Watch out, brat! Clicheica screamed at Rin.

The shortie only had time to look up as the sharp stinger came barreling down towards her.

*BANG*

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Brat

...

Brat

Ugh

Brat

Hmm?

WAKE THE FUCK UP BRAT!

Rin suddenly jolted up, her eyes were wide open as her heart practically jumped up to her throat. She let out a gasp as if awakening from a bad dream as her eyes quickly darted around the room, getting her bearings of the place.

Clicheica...where am I? The shortie asked quickly in her mind.

Clicheica just sighed. Ninja world, remember? We've been through this already...

Before Rin could ask the beast more about this 'ninja world', A figure walked into the room.

"Oi, the girl's awake-un!" The voice announced. Footsteps quickly followed him.

"About fucking time." Another one sneered as he entered.

"Be careful." A third one warned.

Rin whipped around at the familiarity of the voices. Her eyes immediately met a blond bomber, a grey haired jashinist, and a raven haired weasel currently standing there.

"Itachi...Hidan?" She asked with confusion as she took notice of their attire; black cloak and red clouds. "Why the hell are you guys dressed as weird as Deidara." She asked as she pointed at the two.

Hidan scowled at Rin's comment. "Oi tranny." He said accusingly. "Why is this kid speaking like she fucking knows me?"

Itachi's eyes also narrowed in suspicion. "She might be a spy from one of the hidden villages." He muttered.

Deidara just shrugged at them, "No idea-un." He replied, "She seemed to know Sasori too... called him bald." He added with a chuckle.

"Shut up" a dark voice growled from a corner as Sasori appeared from the shadows of the hallway still in his puppet Hiruko

Hidan leaned back letting out a hearty laugh. "Ha, I'm surprised you didn't fucking kill her." He teased Sasori who continued to remain silent as he brooded over the subject.

Deidara gave a thoughtful look at this. "Actually, Danna did try to kill her." He spoke with a frown. "But for some reason he couldn't land a hit-."

You can thank me for that, brat. Clicheica's voice echoed in Rin's mind.

"-In the end, she fainted and we brought her back here." Deidara finished.

Itachi immediately turned his attention to the short girl sitting on the ground. "Spill, kid." He ordered, his crimson eyes not leaving her face. " Who are you? And how do you know us?" He demanded to know.

Rin sat up straighter, clearing her throat as she tried to find the right words to explain. "Well, My name's ....Rin Sasaki..." She replied as she rubbed the back of her head. "err..I'm from a different world called earth, and you guys are in that world too which is why I know you."

As the shortie stopped the room fell into an awkward silence.

Great they think I'm crazy Rin thought.

You are crazy.

Shut up Rin snapped back.

Finally Itachi broke the silence. "Alternate universe?" He mumbled, still in deep thought, "That's quite interesting."

Suddenly a certain blond popped right up in front of Rin, surprising her a bit."Neh, what am I like in your world-un?" Deidara asked as he gave the shortie a curious look.

Rin immediately brightened up at this question. "Oh, You're really cool Deidara!" She replied with excitement.

Deidara smirked at this. He loved hearing the praise. Of course-un He thought smugly to himself. I'm probably some killer terrorist or dangerous criminal he fantasized .

"You're probably the kindest person I know, always helping me when I needed it." Rin ended with a smile.

In the background you could hear the sound of Deidara's mind shattering into a million pieces as he stood speechless for a second while he digested the words that the shortie had just uttered.

What.....Kindest Person? ....Gentle!? He thought to himself as if he had never heard of those two words before.

Hidan burst out laughing at this. "HAHA....Oi tranny! You sound like a fucking wimp in that world!" He shouted.

The comment was enough to snap Deidara back, "Oi! Shut Up!" He scowled angrily before turning back to Rin. "Shortie, what about Hidan? What's he like." He asked quickly.

Rin took a moment to think before replying. "Well Hidan was scary...he tried to kill me the first few days."

Hidan laughed harder at this. "Fuck yeah, I would!" He replied, satisfied with the actions.

"-but he turned out to be a very soft person. He took me to the carnival and even saved my life."

The room suddenly fell silent.

Rin looked up to find Hidan frozen in his spot, his magenta eyes wide and a blank look on his face.

Itachi lifted his hand and shook it in front of the grey haired man's face, but Hidan didn't move one bit. " He seems to have gone into paralyzed shock." The raven hair commented casually.

Sasori gave a drawn-out sigh as he shook his head in disapproval. "Idiot" he murmured to Hidan before turning to the others. "Anyways we should probably inform Leader-sama about this." He pointed out.

No sooner was this said then a new voice interrupted them."Inform me about what?" It questioned in an icy tone. Rin turned towards the door to find an orange haired man, covered in piercing, staring back at her with lavender eyes. She noticed Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori immediately tense up, each giving former bows to the strange man before speaking.

"We found a girl-un, Leader-sama" Deidara reported as he motioned to Rin. Then he began a detailed account about their meeting.

Shit...Clicheica cursed in Rin's mind while the bomber spoke.

What's wrong? Rin thought back while trying act normal.

Nothing, nothing. The beast assured quickly. Just that if that guy finds out I'm in here, he'll probably try to extract me...very painful stuff, you'd probably die too. Clicheica added.

Rin sweat dropped. That doesn't sound like nothing.

Don't worry brat. Clicheica said. I know how to fix this.

Rin still felt ill-eased at Clicheica's words but she didn't argue against it. Suddenly the shortie felt a burning sensation in her chest.

Ugh...Clicheica she complained.

Just endure this for awhile brat. He growled in response.

The burning increased turning into a flaming inferno. Rin held in a gasp of pain as it shot though her entire being. Then she felt her body move on its own accord, creating hand signals at a blinding speed.

Just when Rin couldn't bear it any longer, her hands completed the last sign and the room suddenly exploded in a giant cloud of steam.

*BOOM*

Thick, white air filled the entire area, covering everyone in the room.

Rin squinted her eyes, covering her mouth with her sleeve as she waited for the air to clear. The shortie immadiately noticed something off about the leader. Instead of towering above everyone, he was reclined on the couch now.

"Yo, I'm Pein." The man introduced in a casual voice as he raised a pale hand in greeting.

Rin stared at the pierced man for a second. "Uhh...hi?" She asked unsure what the hell was going in.

Pein nodded as if approving something. "Hmm.. For some strange reason, you seem strong to me, so from this day on you will be joining the Akatsuki." He announced.

Rin blinked slowly as she tried to comprehend what the piercing-filled man had just said. "Wait...what?" She asked.

Pein just threw a black cloak at Rin's face. "Well I was gonna kill you, but now I don't feel like it." He replied simply. "Besides, the stupid tailor who made our outfits accidentally made an extra small sized cloak for me, so I need someone to use it." He added. " I mean those guys are sooo stuck up, they're always like 'Black...with red clouds?You sure you want that. ' ....so annoying." The orange haired sighed to himself.

Then he stood up and happily skipped away.

Rin remained rooted in her spot, watching the once frightening man act like a seven year old. Clicheica...she finally mumbled. What the hell did you do?

Uhh...Just a special jutsu The beast replied meekly.

And what does this jutsu do? She asked suspiciously

Ahh..nothing, just uh...makings them all act...different.

Different? What do you mean by Diff-

But before Rin could ask further, a hand wrapped tightly around her waist. The shortie turned around in surprise to find Deidara holding her. " Umm...this is weird-un." The blond mumble, a faint red blush on his face. "But in the few seconds that I've met you, I have fallen in love with you." he replied firmly.

Rin's eyes widened at this as she was getting even more freaked out at this. The shortie swiftly raised her hand to punch Deidara into next tomorrow, but another fist beat her too it.

*BANG*

Deidara let go as he was sent spiraling back into the wall.

"Oi Tranny! Fuck Off!" Hidan shouted, fully recovered from his past shock. Then he pointed his finger straight at Rin. "I already decided to sacrifice her to Lord Jashin, so you can't have her."

Deidara coughed out dust as he slowly stood up from the wreckage. A scowl on his face now. "You're gonna regret that you Jashin Freak." He growled as he pulled out some clay from his pocket. "I'm going to make you explode!"

"Amaterasu" a new voice interrupted as black flames exploded from above. Both Deidara and Hidan scrambled out of the way as the downpour of fire fell down towards them

Itachi appeared from the middle of the attack. "Sorry" the weasel smirked, his Mangekyo Sharingan already activated. "But I already have plans with that shortie, so you guys will just have to step down." He replied formally.

Suddenly a fourth voice interrupted Itachi. "You three idiots need to shut up" Sasori spat out as he epically emerged from his puppet armor. For some reason white smoke also crawled out of the costume, making him look even more epic. "Besides" he added as he flipped his hair. " If anyone's getting the bitches it's me. Ladies can't resist the red heads." He replied arrogantly.

"Like I give a shit!" Hidan immediately shouted as he charged, pulling out his scythe to cut everyone to pieces. From the other side Deidara also charged, sending his clay creations out to attack. And from above, Itachi began to send out his black flames.

Meanwhile on the sideline Rin sweat dropped at the entire sight. The entire building began to shake at the on-slaughter of attacks. Clicheica you better fix this NOW. The shortie demanded in her mind as she tried to keep her balance.

I'm trying brat. He growled back as the burning sensation promptly filled Rin's body again. The hand signals began again.

*BOOM*

The dust cloud exploded in the air again, covering the four Akatsuki members in its wake as the room fell deathly silent.

Did it work? Rin wondered as she walked closer to try and see the result.

Meow

The shortie froze in her tracks at the sound.

No

Meow. Meow.

The dust cleared to reveal three cats, a red one, a yellow one and a black one sprawled out in a messed up pile. Suddenly a single grey cat burst through the clouds and leaped onto the top of the pile.

"FUCKING FEAR ME!" The cat meowed triumphantly as he stood on top of the other cats.

The shortie suddenly collapsed to her knees as the stupidity of all of this flooded her mind. Make it stop She growled while she clutched her head which was throbbing like crazy. Around her the scenery began to fade away. The ground beneath her disappeared and she fell into darkness.

Brat she heard Clicheica call.

What's going on? Rin asked back frantically as she looked around at the nothingness surrounding her

You're waking up the beast replied.

Waking up?

Yeah, so I guess this is goodbye...Clicheica said gruffly as his voice slowly faded away. At that moment, a bright light filled the darkness. The shortie sealed her eyes shut as the light consumed her.

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"Ahhhh!" Rin screamed as she jolted up from the bed, a splitting headache coursing through mind. A light sweat covered her entire face as she took shallow breaths to calm her heart.

"Ugh...What happened-un?" A voice groggily asked from the other side of the room.

The shortie looked around spastically to find a sleepy-eyed Deidara looking up at her from the couch. Next to him, Hidan was still in deep slumber, sprawled out on the arm of the chair. Sasori also lay calmly asleep in the other bed.

"Oi Rin." Deidara called as he tried to fight his hangover. " You....alright?" He asked with concern, just having enough energy to raise an eyebrow .

Rin paused for a second, nodding her head slowly as she tried to calm her heart beat down. "Ne Deidara." She finally mumbled. " Remind me to never drink mineral water again."

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Ending it here!

Literally my first thought when I finished: 'What the Hell did I just write?'

Well I'm publishing it. That took too long to write for me to delete XD

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A big thanks to every person whose stuck to this story for so long. You guys are the reason I continue to write this stuff ^^

Well I need to go and sleep, this chapter took it's toll on me. :P