Best Friend- ALRIGHT! TIME TO TYPE MY STORY!

Dark- *walks in*

Dark- *climbs onto Best friend*

Best Friend- Wha-

Dark- *Lays on their computer*

Best Friend- NOT AGAIN! *SQUIRES DARK WITH SPRAY BOTTLE*

Dark- *HISSES AND SCRAMS*

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Best Friend- Wanna do anything?

Dark- *on the floor like a Sausage baby*

Best Friend- *sighs*

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*Hair is all over room*

Best Friend- ...HOW?

Dark- .w.

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Best Friend- Oh, you got a present for me?

Dark- *passes Best friend a box with a bow*

Best Friend- Daw, *Opens it* you shouldn't ha-

*a dead squirrel is inside*

Best Friend- ._.

Dark- .w.

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Best Friend- *Waves Dark around*

Dark- *Doesn't give a flip*

Best Friend- :/

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Best Friend- Why do you act like a cat?

Dark- I'm just being myself dude .w.

Best Friend- .-.