Dark- *Trying to work on a chapter*

Child Relative- I'M HUNGRY!!!

Dark- wut kind of organism requires food?

Child Relative- *4 years old and doesn't understand anything* wut is organism?

Dark- it's another way to say 'I'm a Piece of Trash'. It's a compliment!

Child- OKAY!

~Later~

Child- *goes up to their mother* MAMA! I'M TRASH! I'M TRASH!

Mother of Child- *GASPS* WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

Child- Darky did! *Smiles*

Mother of Child- I WILL DESTROY THEM.

Dark- . W . meep.