Friend- Dude, you're a sans fangirl.

Dark- ...

~Later~

Dark- *laying in bed wide awake*

~Even Later~

Dark- you know what, sure.

Friend- HA. KNEW IT.

Dark- *shrugs* alright.

Friend- you want to smooch him like the weirdo you are, right?

Dark- no.

Friend- YOU REALLY DO!

Dark- actually, I don't.

Friend- Stop lying!

Dark- :/ sorry I only like sloths and attack helicopters.

Friend- ...

Friend- What????

Dark- *Holds up some coffee* YEP-

((BUT SERIOUSLY,

IF YOU DON'T 'SHIP' YOURSELF WITH SANS, BUT YOU DRAW AND WRITE ABOUT HIM A LOT, DOES THAT MAKE YOU A SANS FANGIRL???

Friend- no

Friend- That just makes you a loser unsuitable to society!! :D

Dark- ;w; fair enough.))