Friend 1- You have the most beautiful of eyes ;)

Friend 2- Are you on the menu tonight? ;;;;)))))

Dark- U HAVE NICE ARMS.

Friend 1 and 2- *looks at Dark*

Dark- I MEAN, NICE FEET.

Friend 1 and 2- *Suddenly lose all respect for Dark*

Dark- ;w; I like food.

~TIME FOR THE REAL ZINGERS! (SOME PICK-UP LINES MADE BY ME X3)~

- Hey, we both breathe air. Let's breathe air together

- Oh, you eat stuff? Me too! We have so much in common :D

- I've heard you have hands. That's cool. I don't ;w;

- HOW DEM POLITICS???

- So, if a car died, would it get car insurance or life insurance?

- I like your shoulders. They are very shouldery.

- MUSHROOMS ARE COOL

- So, if I were pasta and you were a spoon, we would be the biggest challenge ever.

- DANCE BREAK *BREAKS OUT INTO DANCING*

- Excuse me, what is 1 + 1? The answer is Undertale, since it is always the answer-GETINTOTHEFANDOM--

- My snowman died of heat stroke.

- Trees are always brown. Well* except on Tuesdays. Then they're burnt .w.

- HOW DEM WATERZZ???

- I am half fish. *proceed to pretend you are dying from lack of water-oxygen*

- *BARKING NOISES*

- So, you come here often? Ahahaha, I LIVE HERE.

- .gnihtyna ro driew ton yletinifed ma I

- I got ran over by a Llama yesterday

- HOW DEM HANDZZZ???

- HOLY COW, THE SUN IS A STAR

- You're cute. I like shoes .w. *proceed to eat a fork*

- If I were a sun and you were a planet, then I'd look really fat to you.

- I'm a praying mantis when it comes to swimming in banana residue .w.

- How old are your ears?

- *ANOTHER RANDOM DANCE BREAK*

- I've heard you like fish. I like hsif.

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