(These chapters are for the sake of humor, but are mostly based on a true events IRL. Enjoy. -Dark)

Friend- HEY, DARK, WUT IS THAT! *PICKS UP PHONE*

Dark- Uh...?

Friend- Whu- "Sanscest Crack"?

Dark-......yeeeeaaaah?

Friend-...

Dark-...

Friend- Honey. Time to stop. *SHAME*

Dark- No regreeeeeeeeeeeeets *falls over*

Friend-...Weird.

Dark- Yep. 🖒