Hello!

Dark Here!

These are just some random facts that I wanted to throw out there about myself or my works!

LET'S GO--

1. I have an only 1 rule of updates that I strictly follow : 

'Serious books', as I like to call it, are to be only updated on the computer. (IASWASOAK, Prey and Hunter, Soulmates, etc.)

'STUPID BOOKS' are to be only updated by phone, such as Sanscest Crack, Dungeons and Doofuses (although I do occasionally computer these chapters -w-), etc.) due to the hilarious auto-correct and improper spellings.

2. All of the chapters of SOULMATES  have been written on my bed in the sitting upright position parallel to the wall (so basically facing the direction of where my bed is pointing(?)) I have not updated a chapter of SOULMATES literally anywhere else in literally any other position XD.

3. Every other update of any book was made inside my room, from my desk to my bed (and even sometimes in my closet when I'm REAAAAAAALLY bored).

4. When updating a 'serious book' I tend to type in utter silence. 

5. Sanscest Crack is the only book I have written outside my room, basically updating anywhere from restaurants, classrooms, roads, and even (sometimes) sitting on roofs or in trees.

6. Sanscest Crack was the only book I've written to express my deepest emotions. (WHICH IS PRETTY SCARY CONSIDERING WHAT IS IN THAT UNHOLY BOOK---)

7. I have some fears, which include :

 Mild Aphenphosmphobia- fear of intimacy 

Bathophobia- fear of depths (DON'T WORRY TK, I'M WITH YOU ;W;)

etc.

8. I found that I mainly listen to songs associated with no lyrics or fan/parody songs of popular songs. When I do listen to actual music, I'll be like, "wtf is this-"

9.I eat an egg a day .w. (IF I EAT THREE DOZEN EGGS EVERY DAY, WILL I TURN INTO GASTON??)

10. Out of all of my characters, I find that I associate with Cynric the most and least associate myself with Darling. Funny how I paired the two up.

11. Cracked Sans and Evil!Cracked Sans were both accidents from roleplaying Undertale with Rob (the other creator of Crackedtale)

12. I've been doing art and practicing my art skills since the age of four, but only chose to stop drawing stickman at the age of ten.

13. Despite my obsession and insistence that I am and love cats, I recently found I that I am allergic to them. Only their fur. #HairlessCatsAreNowTheCutestThingsInTheWorldToMe

14. Now I really want a hairless cat .3.

15. Actually, I'd probably wake up screaming if I saw one curled up next to me in bed. So uh...maybe.

16. I'm not even sure I can provide for a cat properly other than giving it muffins...

17. I spend up to an hour staring at walls.

18. I, myself, have a changing personality. Because of this, some stories of mine may be inconsistent, which was perfect for my Sanscest Crack book.

19. I was a confirmed emo as a 11-12 year old and claimed it was not a phase.

Spoiler : It was.

20. I used to have an old account on Wattpad where I wrote the absolute most cringe stories in the history of cringe. 

I also made it a fact to tell and show everyone that I was excessively edgy and constantly wrote about my characters murdering stuff because "EH, WHY NOT?"

GREAT JOB 11-12 YEAR OLD ME--

21. Speaking of my edgy phase, some of the OCs from that age actually stuck with me and held a place in my heart, making me bringing them back to this account.

They follow the same dark themes and maintain their personality.

Some you might recognize such as Azalia (the bartender in Nixtale) and Seraphina/#########.

Now you know why they are such murderous people =)

Also, I might reveal more old characters in the future, so heads up.

22. For the longest of times, I thought that Mettaton was a girl. It soon faded when I started listening to more comic dubs in the early 2017s

23. My favorite muffin to eat is blueberry.

24. I was first introduced to the idea of AUs from a Dancetale video while scrolling through Undertale comic dubs. Seeing as a picture of Sans was on there and that it relatively looked like the original, I clicked on it. Then, after watching it and being UTTERLY CONFUSED, More videos popped up about AUs.

25. I actually discovered Underverse in it's 'beta' days when the first ever video was still fresh and new. By the time I watched it, I was still completely clueless as to what was going on, not even recognizing famous characters such as Ink, Dream, Nightmare, etc.

26. When  I first saw Nightmare, I thought he was not a Sans, but a monster which was completely unrelated to Undertale at all.

27. While writing this, I actually found the video of Dancetale XD :

https://youtu.be/SZ1VXy3_X3o

Idk, I was confused.

28. I was actually in a different fandom before Undertale : Aphmau. She was the one which mentioned Undertale a few times, so thank her for all the afTERDEATH AND TREENO BOOKS I'VE WRITTEN--

29. I didn't ship Sanscest until I found an Error x Ink thing (forgot if it was a video, picture, comic, or story)

30. Darkxsoulzyxcaliberx was made from naming my Elsword character LuCiel 'Darkzyx'

31. I occasionally eat avocados.

32. I am currently the middle child of five siblings (not including me) (3rd oldest, WHOOP-)

33. @Pepethehuman and I met by discussing coffee (no surprise there)

34. Rob and I met from a tacky Halloween party and exchanged Skype information, which resulted in months of RPing.

35. Speaking of Rob, After we first Roleplayed, we grew to be best of friends but refused to speak to each other on call or even in real life. It wasn't until Haymagic and a cousin of mine (which goes by Hypernova) pushed us to have a 4-way group call when we finally spoke.

36. I have been classified by an orchestra teacher as "Snooty and Snobby" by my instrument. To be honest, They were only half right. #CynricWasBorn-

37. I was a hardcore introvert as a little kid, but then grew to be a wild extrovert from spending years with a group of extrovert friends.

38. I met Haymagic from being forced to sit next to them and asking (with the most serious and straigh-forward face) if they knew what 'Teacup Pomeranians' were. I had no regrets.

39. Speaking of that moment, that was when I was in that edgelord phase, so it didn't help me make friends with them when I looked like a emo which wanted to DIE.

40. I have a demonic D&D character named Spoon after meeting my friends at Starbucks to play. I was listing out names and couldn't find the right one.  Frustrated, I started listing random things until Spoon clicked in my head.

Now, I have a 4-foot tall demon kawaii child which wields a giant spoon.

41. The first book made on this account was my "It All  Started With A Stab Of A Knife" book.

42. Why the title and chapter names were basically sentences in that book were due to the fact that a close friend of mine commented the idea of "Ridiculously long chapter names is why I love some books."

43. Geno in the IASWASOAK book is overly cocky and fabulous for the sole reason to break the stereotype that Reaper was the annoying cocky one and Geno was the tsundere.

44. IASWASOAK was a 'slow-burn' based off of my disinterest in 'love-at-first-sight'. 

I wanted their relationship to build up from strangers to friends to lovers.

45. Seraphina was iconic before this account, starring in multiple roleplays I've done.

They are known for their cruel and unsual punishments, such as stuffing monster dust down the eye-sockets of Sans and twisting the stem of Flowey.

(Side Fact : In the main rp Seraphina was in, they eventually dropped their ways and helped the protagonist free all of the monsters. However, instead of joining them on the surface, Seraphina thought it wasn't right for them to go after everything they had done (and the fact that they were basically a walking corpse) and stayed in the underground permanently with the few people which did stay (Like the River person, Flowey, etc.))

46. I often talk to myself whenever I react to something, read something, or think of a new story idea since I remember things better when spoken verbally.

47. I draw my actual self with Crimson red pupils because I find them rather cool X3

48. Despite my weirdness, everyone I've met has been awfully accepting of my strange personality.

Except my younger sister.

;w; y must u hate meeeeeee

49. When playing Undertale with Haymagic (because it's fun like that XD), I take origami paper and start littering the room with origami cranes.

50. I once fell down the stairs as a young child. Luckily, I didn't break anything too important.

Rip Nose.

51. My brother was the one which pushed me down the stairs btw .w.

;w; y must u hate meeeeeee

52. I often take 'cat naps' during the day, which span from 1 to 2 hours each time.

53. Prey and Hunters was based completely on a dream I had.

54. I can't have a favorite Sans, so here is my current list of TOP 10:

- Classic (NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS GOOF, K?)

-  Geno (.w.)

- Reaper (Both because of his canon, dark persona and his uncanon, snarky persona)

- Nightmare (I LUV MEH DRIPPING OCTOPUS XD)

- Cross (-w- Since I love Chara and Sans)

-Error (HEHEEHHEEHEHEHEHHEE)

-Under/Source / Necro (I think??) (Discovered him several months ago and I LOVE HIM-)

-Epic (*INHALES* OPPPPPPPPP)

- Seraphim (can't hate on him yo)

- Fell (little angst ball)

55. I find it appropriate that whenever I enter a public room, I have to say something witty, punny, or simply yell a loud "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

56. Whenever I am laying on the floor, I make it a point to tell everyone, 'I am a floor sausage'.

57. Throughout elementary, I created a series of readable books titled 'Magic Quest' based off of Magic Quest from Great Wolf Lodge.  

There are currently about 7 books in existence :D

58. I was born in the USA YEET-

59. Half of Sanscest Crack was based off of random thoughts and 'craze spasms' (as I like to call my random nonsensical outbursts of madness) I had throughout the day.

60. Many people find me weird, but they fail to realize that my whole family is the start of my weirdness.

For example, I'll say something completely dark in humor and everyone in my family will laugh.

No joke.

61. I actually hate reading.

It's not reading itself I necessarily hate,

but the fact that everything I read was boring.

Until I found Wattpad.

NOW I'M A BOOKWORM--

62. I really like black hair.

Which is nice since I have black hair.

Win win.

63. Whenever I feel upset, enraged, sad, etc. , just feed me something and I'll be perfectly fine afterwards XD 

64. Nix is going to be the character which has the 'changy' aspect of my personality, meaning that he can be upset, sad, happy, giggly, or pissed without any reason at all.

(@OverlordMil I wish Phantom the best of luck with this bread roll)

65. Darling may possess my shyness and uncertainty, but he is also there for my sadness and overall negative emotions ;w;

66. I find if I need a hug, I usually walk uncomfortably close to the people I love and let them figure out the rest :3

67. Everyone I know (Besides @HayMagic ), Adults, Friends, and even people I don't know think that Rob and I are in a relationship.

Spoiler: We're not .w.

68. I've tasted what paper tastes like.

69. I don't like fruits too much .www.

70. My childhood consisted of National Geographic, Brain Games, and Crashbox instead of Dora the Explorer, My little pony, or Carebears. 

National Geographic might have to do something with my Bathophobia--

71. Cracked Sans originally didn't have cracks .w.

72. Speaking of the Crackedtale RP Rob and I did, Rob was Cracked while I was liTERALLY EVERYONE ELSE---

74. Number 73 was taken out since it was too weird XD

75. I am the opposite of self-conscious when it comes to how I see myself :3

The only thing I dislike about myself is my sINGiNG aBiLITies .wwww.

76. I am currently married to a Sloth and I'm okay with that .3.

77. I feel as if life is not what we think about it. 

As if there is some godly power out there in a magic stone or artifact

or magic is actually real.

but I somehow refuse to be apart of any religion XD

78. Speaking of religion, I don't believe in one???

In my weird head, I like to imagine that all religions are real and that the people which believe in that said thing would happen.

For example, If you believed in heaven, then when you died, you'd go to heaven. If you believe in reincarnation, then you'd be reincarnated :D

Also, I like to imagine when armageddon arrives and it's the end of the world, all of the gods and deities will fight against each other.

That would be one sick battle XDDDD

79. I sometimes quack when the room is silent. Don't know why.

80. I am secretly an attack helicopter >:3

AAAAAAND THAT'S IT FOR NOW! 

I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW FROM THIS CHAPTER!

OR YOU DIDN'T .W. THAT'S COOL TOO.

OR YOU ACTUALLY LOST MILLIONS OF BRAIN CELLS READING THIS.

THAT'S...that's not cool .www.

BUT ANYWAYS, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!! :DDDDD