*at a large chinese new year party*

Relative- Alright kiddos, time to line up!

Dark- *last year flashbacks* can i- can i not owo'

Inner Dark- but. u get the muns-

Dark- FAIR POINT--

Older Brodda- Hey, how old do you have to be to even do this??

Relative- when your still single.

Inner Dark- BUT. BUT SLOTH WIFE-

Dark- sshhhhhh. the muns.

Inner Dark- *SCREAMING* I'M MARRIED TO A SLOTH--

Dark- *STUFFS DARK IN CLOSET* THE MUNS-

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Relative- *teaching the toddlers* Now, chúc mừng năm mới (Happy Chinese New Year!)

*toddlers proceed to try and fail*

Inner Dark- *KICKS OPEN CLOSET* WE'RE GONNA FAIL--

Dark- I CAN SAY IT THIS YEAR, I SWEAR-

Older Brodda- sis, just say 'chicken money' in a thick asian accent.

Dark- *DYING--*

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Elder- *Smiling kindly at Dark and speaking straight chinese*

Dark- UH-

Dark- *IN THE BEST ACCENT THEY CAN MUSTER* CHICKEN NUGGEt.

Elder- *makes a weird face before slowly nodding and slipping the envelope to Dark*

Dark- *CRYING--*

Older Brodda- did you seriously get away with just saying chicken nugget-

Dark- *WITH A BUNCH OF ENVELOPES, CRYING-* yEAH-