Dark- Man. I feel very Nix today.

Friend- Excuse me, what?

Dark- You know. Dead. Cynical. Want to watch the world burn-

Friend- What's a Nix?

Dark- alloftheabove-

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Dark- how do I convey that I'm completely chill and extra right now.

Dark- ...

Dark- Got it. I got to be like Cynric uwu

*PROCEEDS TO FABULOUS MY WAY THROUGH LIFE---*

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Friend- Dark, how are you so confident and extroverted?

Dark- Well,

Dark- Act like you're a married gay skeleton which is super successful in life and has like 6 amazing kids.

Friend- wtf-

Dark- *puts shades on* Only then, can you truly achieve true levels of narcissism.

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Dark- *standing in a large family party but the majority of my family is shorter than me??? And I'm pretty short--*

Dark- this must be how Willow feels--

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Dark- *casually sitting*

Friend- So.

Friend- What's up with you and the word "Darling"?

Dark- *LAUGHS ABRUPTLY*

Friend- ???????

Dark- *dyING* I REGRET MY NAMING DECISIONS---

Friend- ?????????????

((THE WORD DARLING IS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND I KEEP LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF WHENEVER I SEE OR HEAR IT---))

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Dark- *Google searches and stumbles upon a fun fact* Huh.

Dark- Add that to my random facts I can have Philomath say--