Friend 1- I'm sad.

Friend 2- Me too.

Friend 3- Life sux.

Friend 4- I literally have no life because I'm worthless.

Dark- *KICKS DOWN DOOR*

Dark- WELL, I HAVE A LIFE AND YOU ALL ARE GOING TO FEEL HAPPINESS.

Dark- *SHOVES THEM INTO THE HAPPINESS HOUSE*

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Dark- You guys aren't my friends. None of you were.

Friend 1- *Gasp*

Friend 2- *going to cry*

Dark- You all are my family :3

All Friends- *CRYING* SO INSPIRATIONAL!

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Friend 1- Yo, why are you never sad?

Dark- *Holds up phone*

Friend 1- ???

Phone- *All of the amazing comments and stories are displayed*

Dark- I Make Everyone Happy! 

Dark- I can't possibly feel sad! X3

Friend 1- .3.

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Mean Person- YO, YOU'RE STUPID!

Dark- Thank you, sunshine which always brightens my day! I sincerely appreciate you're existence! You look very lovely by the way! :D (*not using any sarcasm*)

Mean Person- wtf.

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Mean Person- YO, FRIEND 2, YOU'RE STUPID!

Friend 2- WELL-

Dark- Would you like a muffin, sir? You're not you when you're angry! :D

Mean Person- ...

Mean Person- Undertale is stupid.

Friend 2- ooooooohh, you did not just.

Dark- It's everyone's opinion! It's fine! Here is a muffin! *gives mean person a muffin*

Mean Person- *leaves them alone*

~In Dark's Mind~

EBIL DARK- HE JUST INSULTED UNDERTALE, I'M GOING TO RIP HIS HEAD OFF-

Dark- *pokes Ebil dark* bad.

EBIL DARK- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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Dark-  LOL I AM COMPLETELY NARCISSISTIC! 

Dark- I LOVE ONLY MYSELF!

Friend- oh karp, i have no muney.

Dark- *DONATES ALL OF THEIR MONEY TO FRIEND FOR FOOD*

Dark- I AM COMPLETELY SELFISH!

Friend 2- I scraped my knee...

Dark- *PICKS THEM UP AND CARRIES THEM TO A HOSPITAL THEMSELF*

Dark- I AM THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

Dark- *WINS A LOT OF MONEY*

Dark- *DONATES IT ALL TO THE STARVING AND IN NEED*

Dark- I DESERVE TO BE SHRIVELED UP INTO NOTHING-

Reader-  WE GET IT, YOU'RE NICE AND AMAZING.

Dark- lol -w-