That moment when another undertale person finds out you ship sans with someone (Soriel, Frans, Fontcest, etc.) AND asks you who do you do it with:

Friend- Oh, I think Sans is cool and should be alone unless if he wants to get with someone himself-

Undertale Friend- PFFFFT. NAH. SORIEL FOR LIFE YO

Undertale FRIEND-WUT ABOUT YOU BRO?

Dark- uh...

Dark- saaasncesst???

Undertale friend-...

Undertale friend- *picks up dark*

Ubdertale Friend- *throws them into the nearest garbage can* Ya weirdo.

Dark- TIS A GOOD SHIP!

Undertale Friend- BUT HE'S DATING HIMSELF!

Dark- wut wrong with that? I would date myself if I could. I am extremely hot and amazing. *Dark Proceeds to do a cat dance*

Ubdertale Friend-mmmmmmm...alright. whatever.

(QWQ)