So, here is a funny story from a game of D&D I had played several months ago.

To this day, I can't help but laugh at the pure "wtf" essence of it XD

So, I was the DM (game master/dungeon master) and I was playing with three friends.

(I'm going to use their in-game names for this, so there is :
Sadie the Werewolf
Faralie (?) The Angel
And Lia the Shapeshifter)

I had them all choose their personalities and such, and it ended up being the same as the different undertale routes (so one of them was a pacifist, the other a neutral, and the last one a geNOCIDAL MANIAC--).

They were all on the quest to find Faralie's cousin (for some unknown reason, I don't know XD).

So, they had begun in a tavern, and, like any RPG player, Sadie insisted on walking up to the bartender and beating the living crap out of him.

Obviously, with a tavern full of guards and holy knights, you'd think that they would all already be suspicious of them from the start, but NOPE.

So, Lia had to hold Sadie back as Faralie went to ask around for information.

However, RIGHT AS she got the information she needed, Sadie managed to roll higher than Lia and run over to the bartender to punch him in the face.

Funny enough, she rolled ALL 20s, SO THAT WAS THE EQUIVALENT TO FIRING UP A KAMEHAME-BLAST AND USING THAT POWER TO FUEL SAITAMA'S ONE-PUNCH.

Of course, Sadie broke the poor guy's nose off (and probably the rest of his poor face) and just stood there with the look of 'no regrets' wide on her face.

Obviously, this drew the attention of all the guards in the tavern and they made a move to go over and stop her from murdering the man, BUT OOOH NO, SADIE COULDNT GET ENOUGH.

SO, Sadie literally went to rip a guards's head off, but was then shot down by Lia because WTF DUDE.

During all of this, Faralie just decided to book it outside and, it turns out, all of their stuff was completely gone XD

So, the moral of the story?

DON'T MAKE FRIENDS. PERIOD.

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