So, as a cat/person/refrigerator, I love to wear rings.

I don't know why.

Having things on my fingers just...make me happy???

Anyway, I used to wear my rings in my left paw/hand when I was really young.

However, I remember a friend telling me that it was supposed to only be for marriage, so I switched hands and began wearing it on my right side.

Though, recently, I've been wondering...

What if I started wearing it on my left hand...???

SO,

BASICALLY,

Whenever someone notices my ring (which there is a 56 % Chance of them noticing) and is knowledgeable about the appropriate hands to wear rings on (Which there is a 33 % Chance of knowing), they would ask, "Oh, who's the lucky person?".

Obviously, I straighten myself and give them the most serious face I can TRY to muster. Then, I would say, "To a 'Sloth'."

They would obviously look at me weird and question my sanity, but they don't know.

THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE MUFFIN MARRIAGE-

(Theyprobablythinkimweirdbecausetheyarejustjelly-)

(Luv ya, wifu .w.)