Dark- *attends friends B-Day party*

B-Day FRIEND- hey Dark! *hugs them*

Dark- hai :3

~~~

*everyone's sitting on the floor in a circle*

Dark- *eye itches*

Best FRIEND- yo, you okay?

Dark- idk, I think I'm allergic to people.

Best friend- ._.

Dark- *now basically rubbing eyes out*

~~~

Dark- *HAVING SUBTLE ASTHMA ATTACK AND SILENTLY PANICKING*

B-Day Friend- oh god, I think you're allergic to my 3928829349 cats.

Dark- ...

Dark-

wut.

*flashback*

commenter- *mentions something about allergies*

Dark- LOL IM ALLERGIC TO CATS.
JKJK XDDD

*back to present time*

Dark- ...

Dark- I'm...

Dark- a l l e r g I c  t o  c a t s ?

*UNIVERSE EXPLODES*

((It has been mostly confirmed.
I have a high probability of being allergic to only cats OWO

I guess I'll fumble my way to existence because I SHALL BE A CAT, NO MATTER WHAT--))