Best friend- *eating*

Dark-oh, hey. I'm married to a sloth btw.

Best friend- *stops*

Best friend- *looks over at Dark*

Dark- ?

Best Friend- *Pats Dark on the shoulder* huny. U need help.

Dark- .W.

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*friends are chatting*

*Dark is on their phone*

Dark- PFFT, YOU CANT STOP MY MUFFIN TYRANNY!

*everyone looks at dark*

Dark- ITSNOTHINGISWEAR-

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Dark- sooo, my familia consists of a ghost, a cat, and a muffin.

Stranger-...uh-

Dark- and then my other family consists of gay skeletons.

Stranger- UH.

Dark- And I am married to a very beautiful Sloth.

Stranger- *slowly backs away*

Dark- and that's how you be awesome. Take notes kids.  -w-