Dark- *writing an update for IASWASOAK* .w.

Life- *KICKS DOWN DOOR* WE'RE MOVING.

Dark- whut-

Life- *CHUCKS A BUNCH OF BOXES AND EXPLODES THE HOUSE*

Dark- whURT--

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-Day 1-

Dark- *PULLS OUT A RAZOR* I'M GUNNA SHAVE ALL OF MY FUR OFF BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT--

Mini Darklings (le smol children)- yo it cool out here.

Dark- whot-

Dark- *steps out of room*

*ELSA'S CASTLE--*

Dark- *steps in room*

*WELCOME TO ARIZONA X HELL--*

Dark- OWO 

Dark- so i can either stay inside my burrito home and bake alive...

Dark- or I can stay with my family and be cool.

Dark-...

*2 seconds later*

Dark- *BAKING ALIVE WHILE MEMEING* TOTALLY WORHT IT---

-Day 2-

Dark- *catching up on the wattpad books I was never able to read .w.*

-Day 3- 

Dark- TIME TO TAKE A SHOWE-

Bathroom- lol the shower head doesn't work so you'll have to take a bath.

Dark- OWO

Dark- BATHS.

*WAR FLASHBACKS---*

Dark- NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE--

(I took one anyway in pure torture .w.)

Dark- *opens closet*

*The carnage of an insect war lies within*

Dark- ....

Dark- *closes closet*

Dark- *picks up a flamethrower* time to burn this closet-

-Day 4-

(Someone took care of the lost souls of the mighty bug war for me, bless their soul--)

Dark- *lying in bed*

Dark- *still baking alive*

Dark- .w.

Dark- I wish my room was colder.

-Day 5-

Dark- *SLEEP DRIVEN FROM HAVING MY ROOM GO FROM BURNING DESERTS TO ANTARTICA IN THE DROP OF A HAT-*

Dark- *SHAKING* I WISH IT WAS HOT AGAIN--

-Day 6-

*it wasn't hot again lol*

Dark- *CRIES--*

Bigger Darkling- yo i fixed ur shower.

Dark- *TEARS OF ABSOLUTE PAIN MORPH INTO TEARS OF HAPPINESS--*

*one hot shower later-*

Dark- *SLAIN BY STEPPING OUT OF A HOT SHOWER AND INTO THE NORTH POLE THAT IS MY ROOM--*

Dark- ;;;;W;;;;;

-Day 7-

*the room is a bit warmer, but mild elsa storms are ahead--*

*It also rained ice lol*

*IN THE MIDDLE OF SPRING--*

Dark- *bundled up in 30851951504 blankets, questioning my life decisions*

Life- *KICKS DOWN DOOR* LOL WE NOT DONE UNPACKING AND STUFF.

Dark- ;;;;;;;w;;;;;;;

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Life- here u go. *picks up a boulder as if it were nothing*

Dark- *smol little cat* .w. i is strong. *holds out paws*

Life- *drops boulder on Dark*

Dark- *surprisingly stronger than Dark had thought and was able to carry it two feet before dying--*

-Day 8- 

Dark- *crippled in bed*

Life- *KICKS DOWN DOOR* FAMILY BONDING TIME--

Dark- .w. save my soul

Hay- hi, i'm here.

Dark- *PSag-*

Hay- *whisks Dark away to starbux

(*THE CRIES OF PEPE RING OUT--*)

-Day 9- 

Dark- *nomming on a muffin*

Life- *SLAPS MUFFIN OUT OF DARK'S TINY TOE BEANS--*

Dark- D:

Life- WE NEED SAVE MUNS--

Dark- D':

Life- *PROCEEDS TO SPEND MUNS ON OTHER FOODS--*

Dark- D '''':

-Day 10- 

Dark- *basically living in a trashcan at this point-*

-Day 11- 

Dark- ooh a dance.

skool- is a mock prom.

Dark- ...

Dark- .wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Rob- *lights the skool on fire--*

Hay- *LAUGHS--*

Pepe- y am i here-

Dark- *Boops pepe*

Pepe- *RETRACTS INTO THE VOID--*

-Day 12-

Dark- *rolling around on the carpet*

Older Darkling- yo got internet.

Dark- *GASP--*

Dark- *SLIDES INTO CHAIR*

Dark- *OPENS LE COMPOOTER*

Dark- *WRITES A CHAPTER ON HOW THEY WERE GONE FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS--*

(btw, now meh room is back to being a satanic oven uwu)