FORMAL APOLOGY

To: Raven

From: Beast Boy

Statement:

It has come to my attention that pouring sparkles on your head could be seen as (offensive, annoying, selfish, hurtful). I never intended to make you lose your place in your book and ruin your cloak. I want you to understand that I was merely trying to be funny, though I can see now that it may appear that I was being mean. Please accept my sincere apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to clean your cloak. That said, I would very much appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.

Sincerely, your team mate, Beadt Boy

SINCERITY: (They will hold the answers here, like you would put a check mark in a box)
(Heartfelt, begrudging, technical)

EXCUSES:
(It is a habit, I am a naturally selfish person, I thought it would be funny, I didn't know it bothered you, you were never supposed to know, I was hungry, lonely, intoxicated, it was my evil twin)

I FEEL:
(Terrible, guilty, stupid, sorry, blameless, vindicated, better now.)

PLEASE:
(Forgive me, be patient with me, give me another chance, forget it ever happened, do not try to get even, do not call the police, do not tell my parents)

ADDITIONAL NOTES:
I am so sorry please don't rip of my head!! I want my legs to stay where they are, too!!