Okay, these are really fun to make, imma keep going XD

"I want to die."

'That's a mood.'

"Why?"

"Why not?"

'THERE'S NO MORE HOOOOOT POOOOCKETS-- WHHHHHHHHHHY CRUUUUEEEEEEL WOOOOOORLD-'

'That's a fair point, why don't we just die-'

"I smelled depression and came as fast zs I could to shove glitter and sprinkles into your eyes."

'Please don't.'

'Whoever made my hun cry will suffer death by glitter.'

"Hey, what's happening over here?"

"We are about to die death by glitter."

"Aaaaaaand, I'm out!"

'You can't escape happiness, Philomath. Just you wait. I'll be waiting in your closet.'

"Sorry love, but you can't cure my depression."

"I love you."

'Shoot.'
"Well, I'm cured."

"No one can put at rest to the dark turmoil in my soul, the engulfing darkness only increasing with every fleeting attempt at happiness as the world crumbles to whithered ashes before my eye-"

"I bought more hot pockets."

"You're a f×cking hero man-"