"So Darling. Weird question, how old are you?"

'TF do I say to him? Hey, I'm older than your grandpa but it was a weird time gap that I slept off so technically I'm still your age? And I only learned what a cell phone was a few years ago???'

"Yes."

'Yes? What the hell does that mean?'

"Yes?"

'Oh sh- did I say that out loud fFffffff--'

"I'm old enough to drive."

'WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???'

"So........ 16 years old?"

'I mean. I guess?'

"Uh. No."

"Good, because it would have been illegal to marry you then-"

"But you're kind of short."

'You JUST noticed that? No, I'm not short, you're just flipping tall okay-'

"I know."

"You're not one to talk Cynric."

'B×tch, you're a f×cking tall piede of sh×t, get off my ×ss.'

'Dude, watch your language.'

'Wait, you can here me?'

'All of us can.'