So our original campaign (Professionally Amateur) is on hold.

Our DM has been unable to DM us for a time uwu

So, we started a new campaign with another DM when our other DM canmot play.

Welcome to the Joke Campaign.

Everyone's character is the same from the other one, except:
- The elven wizard and the elven warlock are now dragon-born paladdins
-I decided to change my character to a goat with a wizard hat.

So I wanted to try something new for a character, making them a true neutral.

It was the best idea of my life--

After our session yesterdat, our two DMs talked with one another.

This is how it went:

Dark- *talking with Fish bard player* My goat does whatever the heck he wants-

Our Original DM- *SLAMS HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE* OKAY, WHO THE F#CK IS THE GOAT? *LOOKING OVER OUR PLAYERS*

*Everyone looks to me-*

Dark- *LAUGHING THEIR BUTT OFF--*

Our Original DM- U NEED TO STOP--

Second DM- The goat also spidered up the mountain for a while. It took an hour to get them to go.

Our Original DM-YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY MORE ANIMAL CHARACTERS--

Dark-BUT MY PENGUIN WITH A GUN-

Party- DUDE, MAKE THAT A CHARACTER--

Original DM- nO-

Dark- *CACKLING EVILLY-*