Seriously, I did not need to find that RiftTale stuff. Now I can't stop thinking about it. And I already have three plots to deal with, I don't need another one yet! And I can't even talk to people about it because spoilers.

But, it happened anyway. Have some more RiftTale.

"I told you this would end badly."

"It's quite simple, actually. This is my knife, and I'm going to stab you with it."

... RiftTale Gaster has... issues.