Dear Aphrodite,

Remember when you were forced to marry Hephaestus? How did you feel? What was your reaction?

Thanks,    
-Anonymous

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Anonymous,

So... Aphrodite here!!! XOXO!!!
Well, when my dear adoptive daddy (not) told me I would be marry his wonderful (not) step-son, I was like ewwwwww! I mean, come on, me marry? No, I like to keep my options open, and if I were to marry, why would I marry Hephaestus.OMG, he's an disgrace to the Olympians, like seriously. My reaction... I totally stormed out of my daddy's castle. But.... You know, that didn't mean I was totally free. In fact, I was still being forced to marry an oaf. The oaf who invented fire, of all the things, fire?! He's just so ugly!!! Ugh!

Anyway, Aphrodite out! XOXOX