Asgore: I hired Alphys to help me out after Chara blinded me. I pay her 20 an hour.

Alphys: It's because of this new "job" of mine that I have less time to study the other Human souls... But hey, on the bright side, I won't be judged when I wear a questionable T-shirt to the castle! And we have some good laughs, right, Your Highness?

Asgore: ...questionable T-shirt?

Alphys: ...oh.