A/n: god just read (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ XD
Warnings apply you know that routine ⚠️ you've been advised~

*static* w-.......what!! D.....awww.....I gott......*signal lost*

*picture with no sound*

Jessie (aka me) stands there trans fixed staring into the camera as if frozen in time

Marshall: Jessie!!!!

*jessie just stands there*

Marshall: grrrrr arf arf water cannons!! *marshalls water cannons came out and blasted Jessie with super cold water completely making the 16 old wet wet wet*

Jessie: *screams* ahhh!!!!

*Marshall stoped spraying Jessie with water*

Jessie: t-thanks Marshall

Marshall: no problem!! *walks over to chase*

Jessie: okay sorry about that I've got too much stuff on my mind right now *clears throat and smiles at the camera*

Okay today new day!! Means new dares and questions!!!! First dare of the day is from SHERIFFCHASE who dares Marshall to *waves for Marshall to come closer*

Chase you're gonna have to wait outside for a little bit~

Chase: why?

Jessie: well here on Paw CarLe Tv inc. you must not know what awaits!!

Chase: you're cool but you're still a weirdo~ *walks to the elevator and goes down*

*Marshall comes closer to jessie*

Marshall: what do you need?

Jessie: another dare between you and chase

Marshall: *smirks* ahhh YES!!!!!
Hehe what's it for?

Jessie: well sheriffchase dared for you to put laxatives in his water bowl while he's not looking......*smirks*

Marshall: hehe hehe this is payback for dumping me for Skye last year~ *laughs evily*

Jessie smirked and handed Marshall the little bottle of laxatives

Jessie: Here take this and dump it all into chases water bowl

Marshall took the little bottle and walked over to chases blue water bowl with a smirk on his face he dumped the whole bottle of liquid lax into the water as he walked away clearly satisfied with what he just did

Marshall: good now we just wait for that little prick to come and drink some of that nice water~

Marshall giggled as chase come running in panting very hard from pup tag

Chase: ahhhh water!!! *starts to drink a lot of water from his bowl* mmmm tasty ~

Marshall: *brusts out laughing* hahahahaha!!!!!!

Chase: what's soo fucking funny?!!!??

Marshall: hehehe yyou just........

Before Marshall could finish chase let out a loud groan

Chase: ahhh!!! *moans loudly and starts to cuss marshall out*

You little bb-bitch!!! Ahh!!!! *runs outside and comes back in a sec later*

Marshall is just losing his mind laughing at chase as he starts to cuss again

Chase: you muther ffffffuckkkerrr!!! Ahh!!! *runs back outside*

Marshall smirked at the camera and said "that's what you get Chase Shepherd the 3rd"

*Marshall laughed and when to his beanbag chair and layed down and felt a kick* ahh~ *whimpers*

Jessie: *looked into the camera straight* well that's the dare *phone dings* ahh! Wait!! *opens the text* hehe this is gonna be a good one~

*calls for all the pups to be present*

Everyone is standing on stage but one pup was missing in action

Jessie: *looks* where's chase???

Marshall: probably still shitting!!!

*chase slowly walked inside of the lookout and onto the stage*

Chase: *whimpers and looks at Marshall* remind me to never ever dis you again~

Marshall: *giggles and smiles evilly* that's right.....do it again and in gonna cut your balls off~ *smirks at chase*

Jessie: damn alittle harsh~

Marshall: nope this was his warning in the only center of attention in his life and only me no other pup...~

Rocky: *coughs* attention whore~

Marshall: what did you say !!!??!! *glares at rocky*

Rocky: ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!

Everest: *growls* IF ANYBODY IS THE ATTENTION WHORE ITS MEE!!!!!

Marshall: FUCK OFF EVEREST!!!
*Marshall charged at rocky running at full speed*

Rocky ran behind Jessie and the safety of zuma

Skye: haha at least I'm no dick eater!!! *laughs evily at Marshall*

Marshall: at least ive go something to suck on!!! *smirks at chase* 

Go lick lick lick your pussy Skye!!!!

*Marshall went charging at chase with his tongue hanging out*

Chasey!!!.....I wanna eat yo dick!!!!

*Marshall rammed into Chase fully head on sending the Sheaperd and the dally flying across the room chase landing on his back hard making him whimper in pain and Marshall landing on to of Chase causing more pain to chase*

Chase; *whimpers and  loudly* owe!!! Owwie!!!! My back!!!

Marshall: hehe s-sorry chasey

Chase: *cries a little* i-its okay marshy  *sniffles*

Jessie: *looks at the camera* PFFT all I way to do was ask a question!!!

**calls for EMTs** yes can you come? Yes the look out.....what's wrong??

I've got a German Shepherd with a what looks like a broken back........

**in the background**

Marshall: OMG!!!!!! *Water breaks* ITS HAPPENING!!!!! *whimpers and groans in pain* Ahh!!!!!!

Chase: Ewwww!!! I'm wet!!!! Yuck!!!!!

Rocky: *smirks* not even afraid of water ~

Jessie: ohhh shit!!!! Add a Horny Dally to that he's Giving birth!!!! Shit shit FUCK!!!!! *FREAKS OUT* 

Hunter: CUT!!!! COMMERCIAL!!!!!!

*commercial for VD dysfunction comes on*

*picture  starts to go fuzzy* chRrrrrrrzz *static*

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10:30am
11/25/16

-chasethepup

Have a great day everyone!!!!