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Doggo's comeback

((Even after a year, I still suck at spelling and grammar lol. make sure to point it out please!!)

*Doggo is in her room sleeping*

*??? Hides in the shadows and blows an air horn in her ear*

Doggo: SHIT- WHAT THE- WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

???2: you thought you could leave us

???3: But we will always haunt your dreams~

Doggo: Wait... NO! IT CAN'T BE-! I STOPPED IT YEARS AGO-

*a group of six shadows come into view, revealing their identities*

Ashlie: It is time

Tom: GRAB THE CREAM WEASLE BEFORE SHE RUNS-

*the rest of the newscapecrew shove her into a box Until they're back in basement, which is now rusty af with spider webs everywhere*

Doggo: nOOOOOOOOO- Oh hi guys!

Wattpders: DOGGO!! WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!!

Doggo: DONT WORRY IT WAS ONLY ON THE INSIDE- But y'all quick explanation why I was gone is that I grew out of it for a bit, I started to focus on other things, but then I started to get into a new fandom and wanted to see if they had any asks or dares, that's when I realized that, damn I miss writing asks or dares so much. And b o o m only after a FRICKING YEAR (I am so sorry actually) did I finally decide it's time. I also kinda changed a bit, so in honor of me coming back *she snaps her fingers*

Taz: TADA! Quick name change, it's fine if you still call me Doggo, but I feel like a somewhat more human name would be more fitting lol.

Dawn: WHO IS THIS MANS-

Uni: YOU GRABBED THE WRONG ONE!!

Wolfy (thunderwolf_wolfy ): WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!!!

Taz: Y'ALL!! I'm still the same old me that will write awkward transitions and bad heartfelt moments, I just changed a bit :)

Scape (SpringHunScape ): SHE DIDN'T DO THE :3 SHOOT HER DOWN-

Frans (Fransthemacthmaker ): *Grabs gun and battle cries*

Taz: AAACK- I SWEAR ON MY MALTESERS COLLECTION-

Blu pastelbluberry ): GUYS DON'T WORRY SHE STILL HAS AN UNHEALTHY SUGAR OBSESSION!! SHE'S THE REAL ONE!

Hidden (thespazygaycreature ): Thank god...

Crazy (@applegirl2005): We totally Knew that... *they said slowly putting the knife away*

Sasha (Randomgirl1083 ): FINALLY!! We'll have more dares to do!

Cory: WE'RE THE ONES WHO FOUND HER AND NOT EVEN ONE THANKS!! ALSO IM STILL BLIND BY THESE DUMB FLOWERS!! ((At this point he is only flowers, they have taken over him))

Taz: OH YEAH! I forgot you cream weasels existed... Thanks for dragging me back in here even though it wasn't willingly 😊

Cory: SO IM NOT GETTING FIXED-

Nick: *ignores cory* nOW CAN WE LEAVE-

Uni: you should know that by now it's never going to-

Taz: actually, yeah.

Uni: w H a T?
(A/N: yOu'Ve nEvEr pLAyED tUBer sImULater)

Me: I changed the book so now it's a bit broader, so there'll be other people other than y'all!

Tom: I'm insulted-

Me: Ofcourse you'll have to stay for now, and you'll have to come back every now and then, but you're finally free-

*everyone stopped listening to Taz and just started celebrating*

*taz sighed* Welp! It'll take a while to get back into the hang of things bUT FOR NOW LETS START THE ASKS AND-

*A small box in the corner started to move violently*
???: IS SOMEONE FINALLY THERE!!
??2: ITS BEEN GENERATIONS!!

Me: SHI- *a red láser appeared on her forehead* OH YEAH I FORGOT IM NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO CURSE- LAYLA! LUNIME I'M SO SORRY
*she tore open the box*

Layla: YOU COULD'VE PICKED OVERNIGHT SHIPPING!!!

Lunime: I'VE BEEN IN THAT BOX FOR YEARS!

Me: IM SORRY!! Also I wasted all my money on kraft mac and cheese and ice cream sO I HAD TO OR ELSE THE MEAN GOVERNMENT MEN WOULD'VE TAKEN IT AWAY. GAMERS! This is layla_the_fnaf ! Or Layla! AND This is Lunime (Iluvundertale97 )

Layla: Hi Guys!

Luinime: Hey nerds!

Wattpaders: WELCOME!

Tommy: EVEN AFTER MONTHS THEY STILL KEE COMING!! THERE'S TOO MANY! I GIVE UP *flippy flops away*

Me: OKAY Y'ALL! Like I explained before, Now That This Book Is Multi-Fandom, Only the wattpaders will be staying permanently! But Since the first dares are all for the newscapecrew, Y'all are gonna stay for now.

Nick: SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM ;-;

Scape: Lets Get Started! So First dare's From layla_the_fnaf !

Layla: YEP! So Uni And Jonny Boi Have to Be handcuffed for two chapters, So you guys will just stay handcuffed in the background for two chapters
:3

Uni: This isn't that bad-

Me: Hush Fellow Dog, Next dare's From Fransthemacthmaker , She says the wattpaders have to set up a date for her and Jon!

Uni: And Now I regret everything.

Nick: You get use to it after a while :,)

Me: *gets hard hat on* OKAY Y'ALL! WE NEED TO MAKE THIS GOOD THEN MAKE IT EVEN BETTER! GOT IT Y'ALL?

Wattpaders: NOT REALLY BUT SURE!

*Time Skip Brought to you by Fan Fic Flakes! With all The Nutritional Value Of 12 Dozen Donuts*

*It's 8pm and all the wattpaders except frans come out in suits and dresses And Lead Jon and Frans To A Carriage waiting outside meanwhile uni's being dragged on the floor, following jon and frans*

*Frans and Jon ahave fun, while uni is on his phone playing flappy bird the entire time, then later pet some dogs in which uni tried to help them escape but Jon dragged him away before he could and get showed in marshmallows which is everyone's dream obviously. Then They go off into the night doing whatever people do on dates*

Blu: Well, That Was Fun *Snaps and everything disappears*

Scape: oN ThE oThER hAnD- Fransthemacthmaker Asks the Newscapecrew if they're okay?

Everyone simotaniusly: n o

Me: Well that's not very cash money of you guys-

Hidden: Well then- HEY TOMMY! How much do you shred from 1-10? (AppleGirl512005)

Tom: *puts on glasses* My Shredness Can't be expressed in numbers, but in sound, *Takes out a giant airhorn and honks it*

Air horn: scREEEEEEEEEE-

Crazy: *shreds ((a/n: haha get it? No? Okay :I)) a single tear* so beautiful

Blu: Very Poetic of you Thomason.

Crazy: ONWARDS! This dare is from me! And Taz has to dare the scapecrew and the d crew!

Newscapecrew: *sad villager noise*

Me: Okay! *cracks knuckles* I haven't done a dare in a while so I have to use this sparingly... *Snaps and the d-crew appears*

Kitten: DOGGO YOU SICK SON OF A BRIOCHE (which is a DAMN good type of bread) YOU LEFT ME WITH THOSE LOSERS FOR MONTHS-

Me: IM SORRYYYY- *gets tackled by kitten*

*Dic- I mean Richard and Dashlie are playing uno whist having multiple knifes stuck in their backs, don is upgrading ddawn to be a giant transformer dory is flirting with Duni while he's trying to ignore him, and dommy is crying in a corner*

Dom: WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN-

Rich: WHAT THE HELL! WE'RE IN A WAR RIGHT NOW! I DONT- AW SH*bleep*T NOT THIS AGAIN!

Don: I THOUGHT WE ESCAPED!!

Cory: how do you think we feel!!

Scape: WE GET IT YOU GUYS ARE SAD! LETS MOVE ON!

Me: okay *she smirks* I DARE ALL THE NON-HUMANS FROM BOTH CREWS TO TURN INTO HUMANS AND VISE VERSA WITH THE REST OF THEM- * p O oF*

*quick description of everyone*
Ashlie- a A black cat with purple eyes
Dashlie-an albino cat
Nick- red-billed hornbill (The bird from the lion king, he just reminds me of him lol)
Richard- A black crow
Jon- A golden retriever
Don- A german shepherd
Dory (he's the only exception since Cory's half human)-a blue fish with a yellow stripe going down the middle
Tommy- A robot like dawn but instead of a "face" he has a computer screen displaying his emoji face

Uni- A small pale boy with circular glasses, black hair with a bit of it dyed blue
Duni- In size, he's still about the same as Uni, but his skin is a dark tan with the same hairstyle, but instead of blue, red fills its place. He also has rectangular glasses
Cory (since he had a camera for a head)- A peachy face with big blue eyes
Ddawn- Dark tanned boi with red eyes and red hair, wearing a black and red band tee with black jeans
Dawn- Same as ddawn but had bright neon blue hair with blue eyes and a blue and black tee with a technology pun on it.
Dommy (I don't know what tommy is so I'm just doing the same I did for Cory)- A tan soft boi with curly light brown hair and freckles

Ash: LOOOK! OUNI DOESN'T HAVE A FLAT FACE ANYMORE!!

Dash: *snickers* Must be a miracle-

Uni: HEY! Atleast I have disposable thumbs now!

Ash: *tries to pick up a glass but just ends up knocking it over* this is aBOOUUSSEEE-

Nick: WHY AM I A BIRD!? AND WHY IS MY BEAK ABNORMALLY HUGE?!

Dory: Y-YOU THINK Y-OU HAVE IT BAD?! IM A FLIPPING FISH!!!

Kitten: Ayyyy, I got that reference-

Richard: I actually like this *he starts to flex his wings* plus I can do this- *he tries to eat dory in his bowl*

Dory: AHHHHHHH-

Tom: wOAH! *he starts to play with his new found abilities as a robot* WAIT AM I A TRANSFORMER?! LET ME TRYa *he tries to consecrate really hard*

Lunime: now this is just a bit sad...

Layla: is anyone going to tell him?

Tom: *after a solid minute he gives up with robotic tear on his computer screen* *sniff* N-not cool dudes...

Ddawn: Gotta give credit when credit is due, I look dope af-

Dawn: *Dawn comes out with stars in his eyes*
GUys iM a ReAl bOY-

Duni: I agree with ddawn, Uni looks especially adorable as a human *he said sliding next to uni*

Uni: *uni slides over to Cory, which was just touching his face*

Cory: I HAVE A NOSE!!! THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY!

Jon: *is trying to catch his tail running around in circles* STOP RUNNING AWAY!! I JUST WANT TO BITE YOUUUUU-

Don: Gah! I- Wait, this actually isn't that bad~ I look pretty badass as a police dog!

Me: because you said an unholy word in mY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER- you get turned into a puppy uwu

Don: Ofcourse I do... *he snarled*

Jon: *starts to cry as he tackles don in a hug* ITS SO ADORABLE!!

Don: GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT!! *he tries to bite him but fails multiple times*

Me: yeah, totally worth it...

*dashlie and Richard start to poke dommy*
Rich: HEY! HOW COME HE GETS TO LOOK CUTE?

Hidden: Well I mean, he is one of the only nice ones

Wolfy: if you want to be cute, then first you have to stop being a dick

Rich: I mean what do you expect from me, that's quite literally my name

Dom: u-uh, can yo-ou guys pl-please stop t-touching my face? *he slightly blushes*

Blu: Well that's enough of that- *she snaps and they turn make to themselves*

Cory: MY NOSE!!!!
(A/N: Fs in the chat for Cory's nose)

Layla: Since the d crew's already here, might aswell do another dare!

*everyone from the d crew groans*

Lunime: Okay! So this one's from Eclipsal_Midnight ! She wants the d crew to flirt with Cory to make uni jealous!

Dashlie: and why in the world would we do that?

Sasha: If you do it, you get to leave >:3

*Don,Ddawn,Dashlie, dory and Richard all scream in unison*: oH CORYYYYY~

Cory: AHHHHH!!! *he started to run being chased by the rest*

Duni: I'd never betray my true love like that!

Crazy: d u d e, he doesn't like you.

Duni: f*bleep*ck it- *joins the others while dommy stays because it's too mean*

*Dashlie Stops infront of Cory and said with a sly grin as the other crews watch while eating popcorn*

Dash: Are you the sun on an autumn day? Because you're only not as hot as other people, kinda like a tiny bit hot only on some days and-

((Most of them suck at flirting))

Wolfy: *throws popcorn at her* BOOOO!!

Hidden: I'd give her a 2/10

Tom: Ne-ext~!!

*Richard slides up to Cory once again stopping him in his tracks, he's lying on the floor with a rose in his mouth*

Rich: Hello darling~ Have I ever told you I've love you more than I hate nick? *nick screams in the background: HEY!*

Cory: nice to know *he stepped over him*

Rich: HEY! WAIT FOR M- FUCK! WHO DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WERE THORNS ON THE ROSE?!?

Frans: *holds up a sign saying "Congrats! You lost!"

Nick: Atleast I could do better than that!! Right Ashlie? *ashlie stayed quiet* ...asHLiE?!

*don catched up to Cory and pinned him against a wall, Cory blushed a bit in shock*

Don: *He had one arm trapping Cory, with his head down, then he fell onto his knees and looked up, tears filling his eyes* I'M SO SORRY BABY!! I CAN CHANGE!! I CAN BE BETTER FOR YOU!! I WAS SUPER DRUNK!! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY TRUE LOVE-

Cory: Ugh! *he escaped his grasp and continued to run*

Jon: Wow, I'm so glad I'm the opposite of whatever that was *he said smiling*

Scape: Well that was disappointing...

*ddawn goes up to Cory*
Ddawn: Shall I compare thee to a summers day-

*cory swiftly shuts him off before he could continue*

*the wattpaders booooo while throwing bits of popcorn at them*

*Duni stopped Cory in his path, holding a small box behind his back*

Duni: *he held onto Cory's hands with one hand behind his back* I know this might seem a bit sudden but... ever since I first laid eyes on you, I felt butterflies in my stomach, I knew I had fallen in love, and every time we fool your plans, the only reason I do it, I do it all, just to see you~

*cory was blushing a bit, and angry uni noises can be heard from the background. The Wattpaders, dom and the rest of the crew were on the edge of their seats, some crying at the speech*

Duni: so will you make me the happiest mutt in the world... *tearing up, he got on one knee and pulled out a box with a ring pop inside of it* aND MARRY ME UNI?

*Cory sighed* Bye Duni *he walked around him back to the group.

Scape: Ahh, so close yet so far...

Me: so! Uni, did you get jealous? *the d crew looked at him smiling while Duni was on his knees in defeat*

Uni: Hmfp! Ofcourse not!

Wolfy: THATS NOT WHAT THE CAMERAS SAID!!

Me: ROLL THE REPLAY ASHLIE!!

*The clip should uni getting annoyed multiple times in the clip, sometimes not even looking because He was so jealous*

D crew: HOORAY!!

Blu: you guys still failed, but somehow uni's just so salty it worked. (Uni:HEY!)

Crazy: now that that's over with! *she snaps and the d crew is gone, all Of them cheering except Duni who screamed "I'LL MISS YOU UNI-" before he left"

Me: Oh yeah! *snaps and Cory is no longer cory from flowerfell*

Cory: I CAN S E E-

Me: Alright! Onto the next one-

???: WAIT-

Tommy: WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE?!?

Ashlie: AHHHHHHH!!!

???/Author me: R E L A X! Don't think about it too much... I'm just, her. But real!

NSCrew: WHAT THE F-
*Newscapecrew.exe has stopped working*

Me: I told you not to do that!

Author me: sorry I forgot!! But I came here to tell you this is already at 2600 words!!!

Me: aW mAn-

Author me: No one wants to read 2 6 0 0 w o r d s all in one sitting!

Me: true, true... Sorry y'all! Guess we have to make a part two :///

The entire universe: (creeper) aW mAn-

Me: But it'll probably come out tomorrow! Unless I die or something, that would be a sad gamer moment... Anyways, I hope y'all have a nice day/night!! *yeets out*

Author me: Quickly before I go, I want to say THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH FOR 3 FUCKING THOUSAND READS!! AAAAAAAAAA!! I can't believe so many people read my shippy trash! Honestly I'm so thankful for every single one of you that have lasted through my hiatus, all of you guys are wonderful and amazing beautiful human beings!! Expect me to be a lot more active in the future! And always remember to leave your asks and dares in the comments below! (Also if you no longer want to be in this book just let me know ^w^) Bye y'all!!

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