Me: jUsT A CiTy BoY!

Frans: The fu-

???/Me: lIVIn' iN A LoNElY WorLD!!!

Uni: WHO THE HELL IS SHE-!!

Kitten: *Appears* Jesus christ, I can't leave you alone for one bloody chapter- *knocks Me/??? out*

Blu/Crazy: UMM-

Me: *Wakes up* IM BACK!

Kitten: You went on another sugar spree didn't you...

???: HECK YES!!

Me: I PICKED UP ONE JOLLY RANCHER AND I JUST COULDN'T STOP

Kitten: *sighs* you have problems.

Tom: DO YOU JUST ATTRACT FREAKS?!?

Cory: SHE'S A FREAK BEACON!!

Ash: SOUND THE FREAK ALARMS!!

Ash/Cory/Tom: FREEEEEAK!!-

Me: HEY PEASANTS! She's not a fweak, She's a bianca :3

Bianca: HALLO!

Crazy: YAY! Another one!!

Me: She's a fwiend from the far lands of reality land and she wanted to join for a chapter or two :3

Bianca: SO NOW IM HERE ^w^

Dawn: I feel like I'm seeing double-

Me/Bianca: What are you talking about :3

Nick: Yeah, No. *tries to leave but then teleports back* PORQUE-

Ash: WAIT DONT TELL ME YOU'VE LEFT US AND JUST ATE JOLLY RANCHERS THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE GONE-

Me: OH YE! I was going to upload a chapter yesterday cause I'm driving 20 hours from
* Error: 301 * To Miami ^w^ But then I started watching the office so, I ended up watching it for 4 hours then we stopped in washington SO NOW WE'RE HERE :3

Bianca: Not even surprised

Wolfy: Lets move on! (Next two dares are from lynn_134 ) So everyone throw a cat at their crush- *summons and throws chubby tabby cat at hidden*

Hidden: ^w^ *Throws a British shorthair back at them*

Cory: *throws a ragdoll at Uni* :3

Uni: *sighs* This is against my religion -_- *throws one back at him*

???: *Busts threw the door and takes a photo of cory and uni* I SENSED NEWSCAPECOMICS, NOW IM HERE :)

Me: Oh Yeah, EVERYONE WELCOME THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL SASHA!! (sorry for bringing you into the story kinda late, I just wrote the beginning before you asked to join ;-;)

Sasha: *smiles sweetly* Hello!

Nick: Do you just have a bunch of freaks on speed dial?

Admins: WE'RE NOT FLIPPIN' FWEAKS!

Uni: Anyways, *has a cute russian blue in his arms* So basically for this dare you're suppose to-

Sasha: *Steals kitty and starts petting it* YES!

Uni: *sighs* Or you can just do that I guess.

Crazy: I LIKE HER ALREADY ^w^

Me: *Throws a Scottish fold on her face and sneezes* YEAH! SELF *sneeze* LOVE!

Bianca: CHILD!! Don't let yourself suffer for a floofy kitty ;-;

Dawn: wait you're allergic-

Me: AND THE KITTY IS CUTE AND FLOFFY! What's you're point?

Bianca: *Hugs me* LEt hEr bE!

Dawn: *sighs*

Jon: *Is about to throw a floffy Siberian Cat to someone* I'm just keep it for myself :3

Bianca: THIS BOI! THIS BOI I RESPECT!

Ashlie: NYA! *Throws an exotic shorthair at nick*

Nick: *smiles as he opens a huge cage where a snow tiger bolts out at Ashlie*

Ashlie: AHHH! *the cat tackles her and starts to lick her*

Shelby: *Sneezes as she throws a Russian blue at Dawn*

Dawn: *smiles* Since I know you're also allergic- *Gives her a smol floofy stuffed kitty*

Shelby: awww :3

Blu: Here we see a wild adorable couple in their natural habitat :3

Tom: *Is drowned in cats by Blu and Crazy*

Crazy/Blu: *both smile at tommy then give eachother the stink eye*

Frans: *Just looks at all the ships as she pets a Burmese kitty*

Bianca: WAIT CAN I- *Summons 20 cats* LIFE'S GREAT-!

Blu: PET ALL THE CATS-!

Sasha: WoOooOOO!!

Shelby: EVERYONE HUG THE PERSON THEY HATE MOST-! *Hugs Ddawn* I still hate you.

Dawn: *hugs him aswell* You suck :3

Ddawn: How the f-

Me: pROfAnITY- *Throws ddawn in the trash then he leaves*

Sasha: *Covers Jon's ears* THERE ARE CINNAMON BUNS IN THE ROOM!

Tom: Hm, Who to choose, Who to choose- AH! *hugs carl*

Cory: *Hugs Tommy back* I hate you too, fweak

Ash: *hugs tommy* Love ya bud :3

Hidden: *Hugs tommy the trilogy* Tbh you kinda deserve this

Sasha: *Hugs Tommy as well* Sorry not Sorry~

Nick: *Hugs Doggo* I just really want to go home

Bianca: HOW COULD YOU HATE MY CHILD-

Me: -Actually that's fair.

Uni: *Hugs Duni* I still haven't forgave you for my halloween party >:(

Duni: BUT YOU DESTROYED MINE-

Shelby: OOH DUNI! *goes and hugs him then punches his face* YAY ^w^

Jon: Imma just- *hugs him aswell*

Duni: ;-; *is goneth*

Frans: *Hugs Cory* F- You Bud :3

Cory: ;-;

Me: Oh yeah! You also get to kill them! (dare from Fransthemacthmaker )

Hidden: WOO! *stabs cory*

Cory: CREAM WEASEL! *is ded lolzor*

Wolfy: *Hugs blu and crazy* no offense

Blu: *hugs Crazy and growls*

Crazy: *Hugs blu back and hisses*

Sasha: *Hugs

Bianca: *Hugs tommy* That's what you get for callin' me a freak >:3

Me: Well what have we learned today-

Wolfy: Everyone hates tommy

Blu/Crazy: HOW DARE YOU-

Shelby: RUN CHILD RUN-

Wolfy: JESUS- *gets tackled by blu and crazy but fights back*

Tom: When Will this violence end ;-;

Me: Probably once you've chosen one of the two

Frans: But technically it's your choice since you're the author and stuff-

Me: oh shii-

Bianca: pROFANITY-!! *Spins around and slaps doggo*

Hidden: That brings us to the next dare which is from crazy ( AppleGirl512005 ), You have to do it dude.

Me: Ow ;-; Also I HATE CHOOSING IN BETWEEN FRIENDS SO IMMA JUST USE ONE OF THOSE WEBSITES THAT CHOOSE IT FOR YOU-!

Tom: Hey why don't I get A Say-

Me: iTs BeCAusE i fLiPpIN' ConTROl yALl-!

Nick: You can't just do that!

Bianca: Actually she can, her book, Her rules

Blu/Crazy: *are fighting already*

Me: DAMN IT!! I KNEW HALF PEACE WOULDN'T LAST ;-; *Goes on her phone for a bit and then comes back* I'm sorry blu, CRAZY WON TOMMY!

SORRY!!! *goes into hole of shame*

Crazy: HA! *goes and hugs tommy*

Tom: *sighs*

Blu: I cri ;-;

Shelby: *Comforts blu* it's okie bud, You'll find other fish in the sea...

Sasha: Next dare?

Bianca: OKIE! So this one's from thunderwolf_wolfy , Wolfy has to be sick and can't speak for 2 Chapters!!

Wolfy: MHP!!

Me: Sorry Bud!!! Next dare's from AppleGirl512005 *Turns all wattpaders and bianca into babies* WETS DESTWOY THIS PWACE!!

Wattpaders: YEAH!!! *Gets a bunch of dynamite*

Uni: WHAT THE F-

Ash: *Tries to contain all the babies* NICK HALP!!

Sasha: Awe :3 Anyways, *Starts setting up more tnt*

Tom: *Tries to grab baby blu and crazy* WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO DESTRUCTIVE

Blu: JUST LET US BLOW UP SOME STUFF!!!

Frans: *Gets out a lighter and throws it behind her while slow walking away playing "cool guys don't look at explosions"*

Explosion: *Explodes while all the wattpader babies walk away from it*

Newscapecrew: HOLY SHI-

-Error: 2937-

Me: Is this thing on? Hello? OKAY WE'RE BACK!! AND NOT BABIES ANYMORE!

Wattpaders: YAY!!

Bianca: Next dare's from Randomgirl1083 , EVERYONE SWITCH PERSONALITIES! *snaps fingers and magic happens* Sup F*ckers, What the f*ck's up?

Uni: HAI GUYS ^w^ LETS DO SOME DARES
:3

Wolfy: *Looks at hidden*

Hidden: WHACHA LOOKING AT DUMB*SS?!

Wolfy: *writes on a piece of paper and shows hidden* I'D SHUT MY MOUTH IF I WERE YOU DIPSH*T!!

Blu: *Hugs Crazy* Have I Ever Told You You're Amazing?!

Crazy: No You're amazing!!

Tom: H-hi guys-

Blu/Crazy: SHUDDUP TOMMY!

Frans: *picks up a flower* How beautiful :3

Sasha: Who's the innocent dumb*ss?

Frans: Don't ever call me a dumb*ss you f*cker!! ^w^

Jon: I don't like this ;-;

Ash: Hey! How come the loser gets to stay the same!!

Uni: Well Isn't It Obvious!? He's a sweet,sweet, Cinnamon bun!!!

Jon: Awe! Thanks bud! *hugs uni*

Nick: HEY GUYS!! WHY DON'T WE DO THE NEXT DARE ^w^

Cory: Y-yeah! I mean, I guess...

Shelby: Uuugh, why are we even here? All this is bullsh*t, Everything's bullsh*t, f-

Dawn: I agree with the Pittyful Human. You all are disgraces to the robot race.

Uni: C'mon Dawn! Turn that frown Upside down!

Ash: I swear, I will literally kill you!

Nick: OH C'MON ASHLIE THIS ISN'T SO BAD NOW IS IT :3

Me: Let's just do the damn dare... Fransthemacthmaker And it's for the Marshmallow, Of course... Who'd ya like?

Jon: Well currently I'm in a very intense relationship with this twix bar *hold up a twix bar with a poorly drawn on face* Things have been going pretty well so far- NICK STOP EATING HER!!!

Nick: *With half the twix bar in his mouth* What?

Jon: *holds the twix wrapper* JENNIFER WHY!!! ;-;

Bianca: Next One's Up *sshats so listen up! Dawn and cory, Uni and Jon and Tommy And Ashlie Kiss- (Mags0109 )

Ash: Eww!!

Tom: h-hey! I'm not, not that bad-

Ash: Really?! Because I have a very Long list of-

Sasha: Oh shut it love birds- *Pushes Ashlie And Tommy Making Them Kiss*

Ash: BLEH! *Runs away to the bathroom*

Dawn: Why do I have to kiss this poor excuse for a human being-

Shelby: SHUT UP AND KISS ALREADY YOU DUMB ROBOT- *Pushes cory on dawn and they kiss then turns dawn off* Ahh, Peace at-F*cking-Last

Uni: Yay!! *Goes and kisses jon and smiles sweetly*

Jon: AH! FEELINGS- *falls over*

Frans: WELL ANYWAYS!!

Uni: REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR AMAZING ASK OR DARES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!!

me: Jesus christ... Just, Bye I guess!

Everyone else: BYE!!