Ship? Ship. Pt 2
(Please tell me if there's any spelling mistakes or grammar issues :3)
*Everyone is gathered in front of doggo's door trying to break it down*
Wolfy: READY GUYS?!
Everyone: YEAH!
Dawn: You guys do know this isn't going to work, Right?
Crazy: LETS DO THIS!!
Night: WOO!!
Wolfy: ATTACK!!
Dawn: *sighs but joins anyways*
Everyone: AHHH- *Accidentally breaks the forth wall*
Newscapecrew: WAIT, WE'RE IN A BOOK?!
Tom/Ash: AaAaaAAAaAAH!!
-technical difficulties-
Me: Hello Everyone And Welcome Back To The Ask Or Dare Book*cough*afterliterallyfiveyears andimsorrythatittooksolong*cough*
Frans: Finally! It's been So Freaking Long!!
Shelby: YEAH!!
Shubble:ALSO WHY AM I STILL HERE?!?
Me: Shush my child, You'll enjoy your time here ^w^
Newscapecrew: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Hidden: Hey! We're not that bad!
Blu: Lets just get started with the asks and dares...
*Forgot to mention Shubble for the rest of this chapter, so if y'all want me to permanently add her then just tell me ^w^*
Crazy: So the first ask is to wolfy and hidden, from thunderwolf_wolfy , "how's dwolfy and Ray?"
Ash: And who are thet exactly?
Cory: I'm assuming that they're like the d crew?
Wolf: Kinda, Dwolfy is but Ray is her own separate being even though she is still her opposite ^w^
Night: Well That's one less thing to worry about...
Hidden: And to answer the question, WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK THEM OURSELVES!! ^w^ HIT IT JON!!
Jon: Okie! *summons all the d's*
Uni: WHY JON ;-;
Jon: I... don't really know :I
Don: Whuddup Losers- Oh Hey Shelby
Shelby: Hi Don!
Duni: Wait, Shelby?
Blu: Boi you better start running.
Shelby: DUNI!!!! *duni starts running and shelby chases him*
Frans: He a dead man.
Night: *nods in agreement*
Uni: At least I'm not the one being chased ^w^
Crazy: But you should probably start running now before shelby's done taking care of him...
Ray/DWolfy: WOLFY! HIDDEN!!
Hidden/Wolfy: GUYS!!! *all four of them go for a group hug*
Tom: Is This some kind of cleashay reunion thing?
Dom: I think it's adorable ^w^
Nick: Of course his opposite would think that...
Ddawn: Great... Is there ever a time I won't be out numbered by imbeciles?!
Dawn: *mumbles* maybe if you were less of a cruel person people would like you-
Ddawn: I heard that you idi-
Shelby: *shuts ddawn off* :3
Richard: So, Why The Hell Are We Here?
Wolfy: Oh yeah! So dwolfy, hidden, how are you doing?
Dwolfy: Decent :3
Ray: Good :3
Frans: Can we get them out of here? this is starting to get chaotic.
Night: It was always chaotic
Richard: Did we literally just come here because two idiots were wondering how The other two idiot were?! *sighs* This is why I hate coming here.
Dwolfy: WHO YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!
Hidden: Yeah! We're Twice as Smart As You!!
Jon: I'm just gonna... *Poofs the d crew away* Boom :3
Me: Oki! ONWARDS!!
Blu: Next dare Is from Fransthemacthmaker, Nick And Ashlie Have to Switch personalities. This will be entertaining! *snaps fingers and It has begun*
Ash: I Actually don't feel tha-
Nick: WOOOO!!! LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE!! WHY AM I SO HYPER?!
Ash: All that's different is that I have a strange urge to pet every turtle in the universe...
Me: *summons every turtle in excistance* They're cute but-
Ash: *stands up and leaves*
Night: Well Okay then-
Dawn: What?
Jon: Nick's very pationate about turtles, If you don't like them then he gets sad and leaves.
Nick: But Turtles Aren't even That Go-
Uni: *Puts Hand over nick's mouth* ARE YOU A MAD MAN?!
Cory: Don't worry, I think she didn't hear-
*ground starts to tremble*
Crazy: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Wolfy: EARTHQUAKE!! *Drops, Covers and Holds onto a cabinet*
Hidden: AHHHH!!
Night: FREAK OUT FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Me: AAAAAAAAH!!
Jon: It's Even Worse!!!
Frans/Tommy: RUN YOU WORMS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Everyone: *freaking the frick out*
Ash: *Crashes threw the ceiling with an army of turtles* ATTACK THE NON-BELIEVER!!
Nick: AHHHHHH-
*More technical difficulties-In the mean time enjoy this picture of an elephant named Gerald*
Me: AND WE'RE BACK! ^w^
Ash: I feel sIiIiIiiIck :P
Nick: ugh, My head...
Frans: Yeah, Yeah, Next Dare!
Me: Oki! So this one's from lynn_134 !! Everyone has to switch clothing :3
*Everyone switches clothing with each other*
(A/N: Since there were an uneven amount the people shubble's back for dis one :3)
Tommy (changed with Night): Why Did I have to change with a worm?!
Night (Tommy): Oh Hush, At least You don't look like you're in Jumanji ;-;
Tommy: *wines* but this shade of purple does not go with my eye color!!
Dawn (shelby): I think I look great with this shade of pink! *poses*
Shelby (Dawn): I have different feelings about this... *Is wearing a bunch of cardboard boxes painted so it looks like she's a robot* BEEP BOOP!
Uni (Cory): Why Don't I Ever Where Hoodies?! This Is so much more comfortable then a button up shirt!
Cory (Uni): Agreed. *Is super uncomfortable*
Ash (nick): *is wearing nick's glasses* THIS IS THE WRONG PRESCRIPTION!! I Can't see anything ;-;
Nick (Ashlie): How Bad Is Your Sight?!?
Nick/Ash: ACK! *Bumps into each other*
Crazy (Blu): I Should Wear Sweaters More Often!! This Is Great!!
Blu (Crazy): Awe! Thanks!!
Jon (Doggo): THIS IS SO SOFT ^w^
Me (Jon): *Keeps playing with jester hat*
Wolfy (Hidden): I'm not use to wearing this much color, But It still looks great :3
Hidden (Wolfy): *Has a katana* I've always wanted a katana!
Frans (Shubble): Why Do I have to wear this paper crown? It's so unstable!!
Shubble (Frans): At least You Get To Wear Something that Doesn't show off your belly! (I'm usuing the photo in your profile picture as what you look like, sorry ;-;)
Cory: Can we just move on before Ashlie and Nick break something?
Ashlie: WAIT I FINALLY GOT THE HANG OF- *Trips on a pebble and falls on her face* NEVERMIND!
Me: Oki! So Next on the agenda is A BUNCH OF ASKS AND DARES FROM WOLFY!! Thanks Wolfy!!
Wolfy: No Problem
Frans: *looks a dares* Yes! Okay, Ashlie. Do you have any feelings for Jon?
Ash: A smol bit, But my heart is won by someone else *blushes and smiles happily*
Me: Sorry Frans!!
Crazy: Next one is if you'd have to be stuck on an island with someone, who would it be and why? (Wattpaders don't count for this one because I don't want to answer for ju :3)
Cory: Either Uni, Or Bri Because we get along the best
Uni: Tommy because worst case scenario I can push him in the way of danger while I run away >:3
Tommy: CREAM WEASEL!
Ash: Nick Or Jon because They're both really sweet *cough* and they know how to make fud *cough*
Nick: Dawn because he isn't as annoying as everyone else
Dawn: Shelby Because She's sweet, and kind, and amazing, and-
Me: WE👏GET👏IT👏YOU👏TWO👏ARE👏ADORABLE!! (*cough* thomas sanders referance *cough*)
Jon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: WELP WOLFY I HOPE THOSE ANSWERS WERE TO YOU'RE SATISFACTION! SORRY IF NOT ;-; Anyways, Next one is-
Wolfy: *smirks and pushes me into jon but I just fall on top of him* ;-;
Me: HA! This Is My Book So My Logic-
Shelby: *Makes me and jon kiss* >:3
Me: *is a frickin' living tomato then flops over face first on the ground*
-Doggo.exe Has Stopped Working-
-A problem caused the program to stop working correctly. Windows will close the programs and notify you if a solution is available.-
Jon: *Is as well a livin' tomato but is only shooketh*
Night: *pokes Doggo and Jon with a stick* Yep. They ded as heck.
Hidden: Just Go On With The next dare?
Wolfy: Yep, So what makes Blu go yandere?
Shelby/Crazy: Oh That's easy! *pushes "ashlie" and tommy in a closet and gives blu a yandere potion*
Frans: *gives blu a knife* Go crazy.
Blu: OH SENPAI!! *attacks the closet door* HERE'S BLUEY!
Tom: AHHH!! *Runs away*
Blu: *goes in and stabs "ashlie" which was really just a doll* No One. Touches. My. Senpai.
Cory: You've heard t here folks, Do not mess with blu when she's mad, and Now for the weather!
Hidden: Okay so for the next dare doggo needs to be, well, alive? Or at least functional
Shelby: I've got this guys! *Throws a bucket of water on Doggo*
Me: *Wakes up* hello? O shooty mc shot shot, I gotta do stuff ;-;
Wolfy: Welp! Now 5 Ships, 5 Closets. Who Will Go In?
Newscapecrew: pORqUeSO?!
Me: *grins evilly* Well, Well, Well, I guess I'll go for eeny, meeny, miny, NEWSCAPECOMICS, ZRESHLIE, ZRON (Ship it platonically), RICHARD AND DON BECAUSE THAT'S A THING APPARENTLY AND CORBY BECAUSE I SHIPPED THAT FOR A WHILE ^w^ *they all get doomed to their closets*
Everyone that's doomed: *muffled Screaming*
Shelby: So...
Crazy: Yep.
Hidden: What Now?
Jon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Night: Um... Wanna watch something?
Wolfy: Like Stanger Things?
Everyone: YEAH!
-So they went to watch all of the episodes of stranger things, forgetting about the people left in the closets. So remember to leave an ask or dare in the comments bellow and I'll see you in the next chapter, BAI!!-
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