Me: *Crashes threw a wall* FRICK GUYS!

Bianca: Sup famallama-

Nick: What is it now?

Me: I HIBERNATED FOR 15 YEARS AGAIN!

Frans: YEAH YOU WERE OUT FOR LITERALLY MONTHS!

Blu: *Crashes threw the same wall somehow, has her bags and is wearing a flower dress* IM GOING TO HAWAII AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME ^w^

Wattpaders: WE'LL MISS YOU BLU!!!~

Cory: So You're Just Letting the cream weasel go!?

Me: Yeah, I mean, She said no one can stop her so-

Tom: WELL IN THAT CASE- *Gets all his stuff and is now wearing sunglasses* ALOHA LOSERS!-

Me: *Twirls around and then slaps tommy's face* Nu.

Tom: ow... ;-;

Ash: WHEN WILL THE VIOLENCE END!?!

Jon: Call 000-000-0001 today to save a tommy from wattpaders... One phone call could make a difference...

*Whatever the sad song that people always play in sad ads play*

Me: It was just a slap.

Sasha: How About We Stop Wasting Words and we do sOME FLIPPIN' DARES!!

Everyone: YEAH!

Me: WAIT CHILDREN!! We Have A New Bud!!

???: *Poofs out of thin air* Hai :3

Ashlie/Bianca: ITS A CINNAMON ROLL!!! ^w^

Me: This Is Kim Or user72496842

Tom: What A F-

Me: AND DONT YOU DARE CALL HER A FWEAK OR SO HELP ME I'LL SHIP YOU!

Tom: :I

Kim: Hi Guys!!

Wattpad: YAY A NEW FRIEND! ^w^

Jon: Shall We Start The Next Dare?

Me: Let me just do this very quick- DAWNETH I BESTOWETH UPONETH THY A HUMANETH!!! *Lightning strikes and dawn's a human* (Dare from hiddenrosebean )

Dawn: aaaaaAAAAAAAAA-!!!

Scape: *Blushin' like heck*

Jon: oMG!!!! DAWN HAS HAIR!!!

Ash: *Pokes dawn*

Dawn: sCREEECH-

Sasha: Imma just leave him to discover what it's like being a human :3 Okie, AppleGirl512005 Dared is to have a sing-off!!

Crazy: I Call First!!!

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Me: I CALL NEXTERINO!

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Everyone: o-o

Me: DONT JUDGE MEH, I loaf Disney and there villian songs happen to be amazing :3

Bianca: MY TURN ^w^ *Pulls out ukulele out of no where*

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Jon: ITS MY TIME TO SHINE-

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Me: YASSS QUEEN!!!

Bianca: WOOOooOooOo!!

Hidden: Welp It was Goingn to Happen eventually so-

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Dawn: I DONT WANT TO GO! WHAT IF I DIE AND GET ELECTROCUTED!? OR WHAT IF I-

Me: *Throws Marshmallow at him* Stahp and Just play

Dawn: BUT- Ugh, Fine... *Gets out Dj Set thingy and headphones*

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Me: I'LL ALLOW IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S TECHNICALLT NOT A SINGING SONG SONG-

Ashlie: *Puts on sunglasses* IM READY-

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(Yes This Is from the restaurant Chain, And No I do Not Have A Valid Reason Why I Choose Ashlie For This Song :3)

Nick: Sure Why Not-

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Tom: NOW GET READY TO GET SHREDDED, FWEAKS!

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Me: *sheds a tear* So Beautiful...

Wolfy: *Cracks Knuckles* Lets Do This.

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Frans: *Does anime screech*

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Sasha: *Top Hat appears on head* Neato :3

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Scape: YE!

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Hidden: Next Dare's from Randomgirl1083 -, EVERYONE GO ON A DATE WITH THEIR CRUSH AND LONERS STAY *Carries Wolfy away*

Wolfy: BYE GUYS!!!

Ashlie: *jumps on nick's back* ONWARDS NICKOLAS ^w^

Nick: -_-

Fran: *grabs jon* And I'll Take The Bean with me...

Wattpaders: *sCREECH* SHIIIIIP-

frans: YOU'RE ALL DEAD TO ME!!-

Jon: o///o *leafs with frans*

Crazy: LETS GO TOMMY! *grabs him and leafs*

Tom: rEMEMBER ME!!!- (jk, he loafs you but he a tsundere because heck ye)

Scape and Dawn: *Smile Happily and Leave to go to the Bahamas because why not*

Kim: *Looks At uni and Carl* wELL!?! ^w^

Uni and Carl: *Blush, and go to London because Maltesers and Harry Potter*

Me: *sigh* Welp ;-; *sits down and starts playing fortnite*

Nick: This is low, even for you...

Me: fORNITE ISN'T THAT BAD OKAY-

*Kim/Bianca/Sasha Join*

Sasha: hOW THE HECK DO YOU PLAY THIS?

Kim: *Kills everyone in the first five minutes* ^w^

Bianca: Yay... We Won Guys- *Is playing Tetris*

-With The Power Of Laziness We Finished that dare-

Ashlie: WE BACK BIATCHES-

Me: pROFANITY- *chases Ashlie with a confetti gun*

Ashlie: sCREE-

Cory: I'm just gonna let them fight each other for a while- Next Dare's From, Randomgirl1083  and They Ask Who's Everyone's Best Friend?

Ashlie: Why Do I Have To Choose Between a Bunch Of Fweaks?

Scape: nUU TOMMY'S BEEN RUBBING OFF
ON YOU!!!

Tom: I SHALL SOON HAVE AN ARMY OF TOMMYS! HAHAHHAVRLHDI-

Author Human's On A Schedule and Doesn't want to delay this any longer

Ashlie: But seriously, I could never choose between all of my bestest Buddies ^w^

Viewer: *Threw up cringe*

Ashlie: I was Being Sarcastic, But Y'all are Great, And I can't choose between y'all :3-

Nick: Jon, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Cory And Uni

Kim: Hey What About U-

nick: i hAVE BEEN STUCK HER FOR 10 MONTHS-

Me: that's reasonable.

Uni/Dawn: I Second What Ashlie Said-!

Wolfy: (thunderwolf_wolfy tell me whom)

Hidden: (hiddenrosebean also tell me whom)

Cory: Agreeing with Ashlie, You Guys Are Great! *Author human throws up cringe* Even though most of the time you're cream weasels.

Me: Atta Boy, And For Obvious Reasons, Y'all are amazing and Fabulous so it'd be virtually impossible for me to choose ^w^

Bianca: *Enter my real name* Because Imm the only one I actually know so :/

Sasha: (Randomgirl1083 Tell me whom pt 3)

Frans: My Human Friend Sadie

Scape: (SpringHunScape tell me whom?)

Kim: (user72496842 Tell Me Who art thou.)

Crazy: (AppleGirl512005 tell me whometh thou personeth iseth?)

Kim: Next Dare's From Fransthemacthmaker , hIT IT DJ-

Scape: *Slaps Dj Stand and weird pop music plays*

Me: *Puts On Sunglasses* i gOT A FRANS! I GOT A JONJON! MWAH! A NEW SHIP'S BEEN MADE!-

Hidden: Isn't that from 2016-

Me: mY ENTIRE LIFE'S A DEAD MEME!!!

Frans/Jon: *Blush at the sight of each other*

Kim: Now For My Dare! ^w^ *Snaps and (Halfthepopulationoftheentireworlddies) Cory's wearing a black and red sweater*

Cory: What Happened?

Ashlie: Yeah, This isn't really anything. His personality's the same and-

Me: *sighs and stabs Carl* There we go-

Everyone but Me and Kim: AHHHHHH-

Me: Oh relax- *Brings him back And he has a bunch of yellow flowers on his face*

Cory: AHHHHHHH! I CAN'T SEE!!!!!!

Everyone but Me And Kim: AHHHHHHHH-

Kim: ITS FOR FIVE CHAPTERS SO GET USE TO IT ^w^

Me: I'm just gonna go onto the last dare (or dares) From Fransthemacthmaker ! Is Frans A Badas* or nu? I think she's just a tough cookie
:3

Tom: Yep

Cory: Agreed.

Uni: No Doubt About It-

Dawn: Kinda?

Nick: A Mix Of Both

Ashlie: Couldn't Have Said It Better!

Hidden: Sure?

Wolfy: Eh

Scape: Nope :3

Kim: Hmmmm... *Looks at frans* Nah

Sasha: A Little Bit

Bianca: Nu!

Jon: *Blushin'* heh, well i guess-

Me: Now for the final dare, Are you ready Frans?

Frans: *Nods* Hell yes.

Me: WITH THE POWER OF TWENTY FOUR BURNT COOKIES I MAKE THOU A CINNAMON BUN!!! *mo' lightning*

Frans: HAI GUYS!^w^

Everyone: aaaaAAAAHHHHH!-

Me: Imma just let them process Everything that happened today, I hope y'all hava an amazing day, Remember to leave your Ask or Dare in the comments below and I'll See Y'all Next Time (Which will hopefully be soon), BAI!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHH-