Well my faded people I'm back and better than ever! I hope you will enjoy my not so holy collection of one shots! The amazing cover was done by messaging_mouse

Well I should tell you all this stuff now. The rules.

1.) I'll do lemons but not every chapter. My last book has a lot of lemons and they became more of a chore to write.

2.) Don't swear. Please use words like 'heck' 'shoot' 'hey' 'bolshivik' and my favorite, 'YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!'

3.) I'm open to debates on a topic but not full out screaming at each other. Let's stay civil.

Anyways I think that's it for now. Feel free to request a one shot.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

May the father of understanding guide us.